DC: What word would you say describes all of you?
The South: Y'all.
DC: Not what I meant but ok-
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CIA: New Hampshire and Vermont are literally 69...
National Guard: What the fuck goes through your head when you say shit like this?
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Atlanta: *Quietly eats grits at a Waffle House while a customer and the staff are fighting*
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Florida: *About to set Texas on fire*
Kentucky: Should we do something-?
Geo: No. Just enjoy the show.
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NY: *Walks into a meeting covered head to toe in blood*
DC: And you still like him-?
Louie: Ye.
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PA: What is there to do in your state?
Alaska: Uh... Stuff-
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Arizona: We can't keep doing this...
New Mexico: Babe I can explain!
Arizona: HOW COULD YOU EAT MY LEFTOVERS NEW MEXICO!!
NM: I THOUGHT THEY WERE MINE! I'M SORRY!!
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IDC: Damn. That's rough buddy. But I don't recall giving a fuck.
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Gov: What... Are you doing?
Alabama: *Holding Tennessee who is tied up in ropes* Kidnapping.
Gov: Why?
Alabama: He talked shit about Ohio.
Gov: THAT DOESN'T WARRANT A KIDNAPPING ALABAMA-
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Michigan: I may not be happy. But I'm not in Ohio so I'm ok.
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Nebraska: *Hugging Missouri*
Missouri: *Flipping off a jealous Kansas* Ha-
Kansas: Oh fuck off!
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Geo: I nearly killed a guy today.
Kentucky: All he did was flirt with me...
Geo: Yeah. So I did what anyone would do. And attempted a murder.
Kentucky: Darlin' no-
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Ohio: *Eating skyline chili*
Coco & NM: We may hate each other... But he is the real issue *Points at Ohio*
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Cuba: *Standing next to Miami* See a difference?
Florida: No.
Miami: Father... What the hell-
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Hawaii: What's the problem?
Alaska: *Sobbing* W-we... I-I threw up... And- And. IT WAS SLUSHY!!
Hawaii: You're such a baby- let's get you cleaned up...
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FBI: Father. I request a cookie. If I do not get one I will tell all your secrets. Like that one time you and--
Gov: Shut the fuck up before I back hand you. Here's 6 bucks. Get yourself something nice.
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Bai bai-
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
