Virginia: Ok Yorkie. Be honest with us ok?
Mass: Have you been stealing money from the government?
N.Y: Pfft- stupid. You guys look so dumb right now. Actually, I've been cheating on my wife and paying my mistress's husband to keep quiet. Now I'm just gonna tell everyone before you do!
N.C: What-
Nutmeg: That's not even...
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Ohio: What are you gonna say the next time someone breaks your heart?
Minnesota: Thanks for the trama I can use it for my art!
Michigan: No-
Minne: It... Was my fault anyway...?
Michigan: Missing the bar... Again...
Indiana: Do you wanna sit and talk?
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N.J: I have the sudden urge to beat the shit out of you
N.Y: What a coincidence! I feel the same way!
Southie: Guys no not again, please-
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Florida: Sup nutty buddy.
Nutmeg: Please stop my name is Connecticut-
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Savannah: Jump in the Cadillac!
Dallas: Girl let's put some miles on it!
NYC: Anythin' ya want!
Detroit: Just to put a smile on it!
Salem: STOOOOOP-
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Miami: There are two sides of me. Simp and whore.
Houston: I can confirm. I have met both and enjoyed every second of each.
Miami: Aww that's sweet~
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Buffalo: And if you look over there you see a natural Raven in his habitat.
Baltimore Ravens: *Eating sunflower seeds he stole from Green Bay's Garden*
Buffalo: And if you look towards your left, you see Green bay holding a knife about to stab him.
Steelers: Shouldn't we stop her?
Both of them: ...Pffft- Nah. He'll be fine.
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NFL: WHY CAN'T YOU CALM DOWN!?
NBA: ITS ABOUT DRIVE!! ITS ABOUT POWER, WE STAY HUNGRY! WE DEVOR! PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHAT'S OURS!!
All of the basketball team's: RAWR!
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I don't watch basket ball either-
Bai bai
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
