Dallas: *When he first started crushing on Savannah* Papa I dunno what's wrong with me... I can't eat, can't sleep.
Texas: Ho-Ho! I think I know what you have. The L-word.
Houston: Ah yes. Lepearcy!
Texas: No no Houston. A different L-word. One with four letters and ends with an "E".
Houston: Lice?
Texas: No-
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Texas: Hey Bandit. The neighbor's cat... Sprinkles... She's Pregnant. Do you happen to know anything about that?
Bandit: :O
Dimitri: *One of Alaska's dogs* Woof (You done fucked yourself, boy.)
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Alabama: Hey bro.
Mississippi: What's up?
Ala: How many balloons do you think I could pop with my ass?
Sippi: Dude what the fuck-
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Bills: Over seven billion people in this world and I am fucking single
Steelers: Ya ever consider the fact you look like dog shit?
Atlanta Falcons: I thought that was me...?
Eagles: You doin' ok there bud-?
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Houston Texans: *High pitched scream*
Bills: WHAT?!
Texans: COCKROACH!!
Mets: Didn't Steelers leave a while ago?
Bills: That's why you're my favorite sibling.
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Gov: What would you do if I told you I brought home six puppies?
IDC: What's in the box? Gov. What is in the box??
Gov: So... Um. FUNNY STORY-
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Lil' Nato: Do you want this moss?
Gov: Why the fuck would I need moss?
Nato: I dunno it's pretty cool but ya could have just said no-
Gov: *Takes the moss and places it on his desk* It's mine now.
Nato: :D
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Cali: *Really high* Look.
Coco: *Also high* What is that?
Cali: I put those plastic babies in milk... Now I have soup *proceeds to eat some*
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Cali: *Wakes up in the hospital* What the fuck-
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Miami: Hear me out-
Savannah: Absolutely not.
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Montana: Hey look. It's a deadly laser!
Washington: That's just the sun...?
Idaho: YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!! GET AWAY FROM US!!
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:)
Bai bai people-
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
