Jamaica: Can you tell your dad thanks for last night for me? I would, but I need to head to this meeting with Cuba and DC.
NY: *Dirty mind mode activated* WHAT-
~What actually happened~
Jamaica: *Playing Uno* And... Draw 2!
Belgium: Ha- Draw 4 Netherlands!
Netherlands, Jamaica & Puerto Rico: YOU CAN'T STACK DRAW 2'S-
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Geo: Savannah. We have to take this shit down. *Pointing to a ton of Saint Patrick's day decorations*
Savannah: *Clinging to a huge blow-up Leprechaun* MARCH ISN'T OVER YET DAD!!
Geo: I DON'T CARE!! IT HAS TO GO!!
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Mass: *Exists*
Ireland: Can I keep him?
UK: No...
Ireland: Well fuck you anyway. *Proceeds to pick Mass up and walk away*
Netherlands: MY SON-
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Alaska: Shh.
Maine: Wha-
Alaska: Not you. You speak. Texas shut the fuck up, I wanna hear Maine.
Texas: Dude...
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Kansas City: Dad. We need to talk. You don't have to be in the closet you know.
Missouri: Excuse me?
Jefferson City: Yeah! We'll love you regardless of if your fucking Kansas and Nebraska or not.
Missouri: We're not a thing-
Jefferson City: You aren't?!
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DC: *Long long time ago lol* Open the country. Stop having it be closed.
Japan: Who the hell is that-
Tokyo: I dunno.
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Sweden: *Fighting with India*
Ireland: *Not understanding anything but cheering Sweden on anyway*
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Ohio: No homo or anything but like. You cute bro.
West: No you, no homo.
Ohio: No you, no homo.
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Ohio: *Kisses PA good night* No homo-
PA: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOUR ASS INTO MY ROOM?! THE DOORS AND WINDOWS WERE LOCKED-
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League of Nations: *Dies*
UN: *Slowly looks at all the nations and their capitals* God. Fucking. Damnit.
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New Hampshire: All in favor of making NY dress up like a catgirl say I.
All the country: I
NY: What the hell guys...?
North Carolina: Can't blame us-
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Mississippi: Do you need something?
CDC: Yeah. Your affection, please-
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Illinois: DC. Your niece is staring at me-
DC: *Looks at Satanic Temple then back at him* Oh. That just means she likes you. You'll be fine.
Illinois: *Flustered* What-
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England: Shit.
Dublin: What?
England: Mass got out again-
Dublin: Shit indeed...
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Florida: *Clinging to DC for dear life*
Louie: *About to discontinue his life after another nightmare of him marring his mom*
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Kentucky: *Leans on wall* Hey- *Proceeds to slip and fall face-first onto the floor*
Geo: Dumb fuck... God, I love you.
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Mississippi: *Repeatedly kissing CDC on the cheek*
CDC: *Gay panicking* HA-
National Guard: *Depressed single noises*
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Cali: What if I wanna have sex before I get married?
Vatican City: Well then I guess you better be prepared to die.
Cali: Wait. Really? TEXAS CAN YOU COME HERE-?
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NJ: I don't see what people like about the whole athletic guy or girl thing ya know-
Southie: *Exists*
NJ: Nevermind...
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Houston: *Imitating Savannah to tease Dallas* D-Dallas! Faster ple-ase~!
San Antonio: *Who had nothing better to do and wanted to help* F-Fuck Dally! Ri-right there, babe~!
Dallas: *Slowly taking out a pistol* Fucking sick of y'all's shit-
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Miami: *Scared shaking*
Texas: *Glaring at him from across the kitchen table*
Houston: So... How's everyone's day-
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Bai bai-
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
