Moscow: Ukraine was once a part of Russia, we just want it back.
London, Paris & Madrid: *Slowly looks at the rest of the capitals in the room*
IDC: Don't even think about it-
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Ukraine: Why is everyone talking about how big my balls are on Reddit-
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Sparta: I have two kings
Athens: Why tho-
Sparta: *Shrugs*
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Nasa: So. I have a theory, I don't think you will like it tho.
DC: Ok? What is it?
Nasa: What if the reason I cannot find any outside life is because they are too scared to contact us. Or anyone else for that matter, out of fear of being killed off by a stronger force.
DC: You're right. I really don't like that.
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Texas: I fear no man. But that thing...
Bruno the rat: :)
Texas: It scares me.
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Internet Explorer: (Yes. These fuckers are people now.) *In 2039* YO! GUYS! RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE!
Google: Is he fucking serious right now?
Bing: Unfortunately yes.
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Washington: This is my neighbor, California. He is pain in my assholes. I get cool mountains, he must get cool mountains. I have a big city being the face of my state, he must have a big city being the face of his state. I get water, he cannot afford. Great success.
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Ohio: *Slaps a map of his state* This damn thing right here will give you the worst weather imaginable.
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Michigan: Hi sis!!
Superior: FUCK OFF-
~Meanwhile~
Wisconsin: Hi sis!!
Superior: Hi brother!!
Michigan: ,:C
Indiana: *Pats Michigan's back* It's going to be ok hon...
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Montana: Life is really fucking me in the ass right now.
ND: Ya know... You could be life for me and fuck me in the ass right now-
Montana: *Slaps him* SHUT!
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Emma: Ah yes. *staring at IDC* A woman that could kill me. Time to ask her out.
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NJ: You look cute.
Southie: Wha- Really?! :D
NJ: *Gay panics* No lol-
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Utah: I have something for you.
Ari: *On the verge of tears* Really?
Utah: Yes. I scheduled you a therapy session on Friday.
Ari: Oh...
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Oklahoma: Shut up bottom.
Cali: >:O
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Miami: *Says something suggestive*
Savannah: *Angry Irish cursing*
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Geo: Hear me out-
Tennessee: No.
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Mass: Hey-
Virginia: Did you start another war again?
Mass: No.
Virginia: Then what did you do this time?
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NY: I would fuck the Wii Fit Trainer lady and dude if I had the chance.
NH: What-
Vermont: Same.
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Bai bai. :)
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