Statehouse stuff again :)

Randomly talking about the NBA personification-

Hi- hello. Hi.

TW: Racism is mentioned - Homophobia - Death mentioned - Mention of suicide briefly.

The NBA is the exact opposite of the NFL.

He's accepting of everyone and just wants people happy as long as no one is hurt.

He and NFL have fought countless times about how he treats others, including the people who work underneath him.

He knows about Bills cross-dressing because he came in rambling one day about how stupid it was. (whyisitnutmegger wrote a story about it- go look at it. Their writing be 100/10. Don't even come back just go read it-)

That day was the only time they physically fought each other. Thankfully the International Cricket Council broke it up before NBA killed NFL.

NBA is single but was married. His wife was a black woman they got married in the 1940s. Even if interracial marriage was illegal DC and Gov pulled a few strings to allow it. Since NBA pleaded with them to allow it.

It was a wonderful ceremony and at the end, they jumped the broom. (In case ya don't know, jumping the broom was how slaves would get married in the 1800s. It's a still used black practice to this day.)

I'm gonna call her Imani.

She instructed him on how to cook properly since he didn't know how to.

She helped him clean around the house.

They were inseparable.

But like I said before he's single. One day he arrived home from work to his wife dead on the floor. She was stabbed.

The killer was never found as much as DC pressed on finding the person.

Now NBA wears two rings on each of his ring fingers. One is his and one is Imani's. He never takes them off.

He actually lives in a big house with his teams and treats them all like his kids.

Sometimes when he's asleep other teams catch him mumbling his wife's name and crying. None of them know what happened to his wife and when they ask he changes the subject.

NFL does and like the ass he is, brings her up in arguments. Like, "How do we know you didn't kill your wife? Huh?" Or, "Maybe your wife killed herself because she couldn't stand being with you anymore."

NBA has to use all his strength to not hurt him when he says things like that.

The football teams love when he visits them. He cares about them a lot since he knows how much of an ass he is. He actually bought Bills a skirt once and it startled him because like... How'd he know- NBA explained it tho.

Bills then hugged him and started sobbing, spewing gibberish but it was a lot of thank-yous. Steelers won't admit he was low-key jealous of NBA getting to hug him and whisper some nice things in his ear to cheer Bills up.

Since then every time NBA visits he brings gifts for the NFL teams. And he learned Bill's actual size from Yorkie since the last skirt he got him was a little small so he brought him some heels to wear instead.

Steelers has like. No dirt on him. He's just too kind.

NBA hasn't been in a relationship since his wife's death. A few of his kids/teams tried to get him to go out with a few people before but it has never worked.

NBA isn't one to touch people or like physical touch but will do it when needed. Ya know like hugs and lil' forehead kisses.

He tries to talk to everyone at least once. Including nations and capitals. Tokyo thinks he's funny.

I also like to think he does old people rambles about his life. And tells cheesy jokes that are really bad but you can't help but laugh anyway.

He's Just liked by everyone.

Alr bai bai-

Hooters had an Airline. You're welcome.