Savannah: If you say one more word Nashville I will chop your body up into bits. Then display it in a glass box on my coffee table.
Nashville: *Who only made a Deez Nuts joke* Ok-
Savannah: Now back to our normal conversation!
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Georgia: *Angry old person noises*
Kentucky: What happened to him?
Alabama: We ran out of peaches this morning.
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N.Y: The moment an officer starts throwing his ass back in front of me will be the day I have respect for the police force.
FBI: *Slowly lowers his sunglasses* W h a t.
CIA: The.
Nato: Fuck.
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N.J: Why is Papa Smurf so hot...
Southie: Hun. I don't know but you're right-
N.C: Bro what??
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Geo: Kids. Out. Now. I need to have a few words with your father...
Kentucky: No kids please stay-
Geo: GO KIDS!
The Gov trio: *Slowly walking out of the room*
Kentucky: WAIT NO PLEASE STAY DON'T LEAVE ME HERE-
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Gov: So Texas what did you bring for show and tell?
Texas: An AR-15! :)
Cali: That's great, sweetie.
Illinois: SO WE'RE NOT QUESTIONING THIS??
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Miami: What if we made love under the mistletoe
Houston: It's not Christmas
Miami: *Takes out some mistletoe from his pocket and waves it above their heads*
Houston: .-.
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Cali: *Petting N.Y*
N.Y: *Happy cat noises*
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Mississippi: *Breathes*
CDC: That's so hot-
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Doll D.C: Hey... Uh. Louie. Why did you put us in this jar?
Doll Florida: Yeah it's pretty cramped In here- *Cue their faces slowly changing from confused to horrified*
*Cue the both of them screaming here*
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Bai bai :)
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
