Houston Texans: >:C
Dallas Cowboys: >:C
Bills: What the hell happened to them?
Green Bay Packers: They got into a fight.
Steelers: Then why is Marshmellow holding the asshat's hand?
Titans: Texy hates fighting his brother and wanted comfort after it.
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Jaguars: I actually don't... Like BBQ sauce.
Falcons: We can't be friends anymore. I'm sorry.
Jaguars: D:
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Patriots: Buffalo.
Patriots: *Takes out some money* Bills
Bills: I'm going to kill him-
METS: No...
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NBA: Why can't you just smile! Life is better with a smile! :D
NFL: Life is better with a fucking shotgun...
NBA: Oh? How so?
NFL: So I can shoot you.
NBA: ,:C
NPSL (National premier soccer league): Be nice NFL!
NFL: Shut the fuck up no one even knows you exist because of us.
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Eagles: So you two gonna make out yet or...?
Steelers & Bills: *Who was actually getting along for once* What-
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Kansas Chiefs: What are you doing?
Raiders: Planning a wedding.
KC: Why? For who?
Raiders: Don't worry about it, dear.
Giants: It's for Bills and Steelers-
Bills: You... are joking, right?
Raiders: . . . y e s . . .
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Cincinnati Bengals: *Having a mental breakdown*
LA Rams: *Vibes in winning the Super Bowl*
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Real Madrid: What sport do you guys play?
Chicago Bears: Football! What about you?
RM: *Actually a soccer team* Oh I play football too, that's so cool!! We should play together. :)
CB: *Blushing a bit because people don't normally say that to him* Y-Yeah!
RM: Wait where are you from? I've never seen you on the field before.
CB: I'm from Chicago.
RM: Ohhh! You're American! I'm actually Spanish. So... you guys call it soccer right?
CB: *Sudden realization* Oh shit yeah-
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Artic Preditors: Hello everyone I'm back from my trip home-
All the other football teams: *Confused screaming*
KC: *Intense waving* Hi stranger!
AP: *About to cry* Guys... again...? I thought we were past this!!
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NY: How the hell am I losing a game of chess to a child...?
Lil' Bills: *Whose just doing exactly what his bio-dad told him to do* :D
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Steelers: *Really drunk and clinging to Bills and Texans legs* MY FAMILY I'VE MADE A MISTAKE!! ,:C
Bills: *Blushing out of pure embarrassment* What. The. Fuck. Did he just say to me?!
Texans: Steelers I... think you need to start drinking less.
Steelers: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO-
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Bai bai-
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
