Poland: This! *Holding a puppy* This is Buck. Buck, the vocab mascot. Here to encourage you to do your bucking vocab. If you don't do YOUR BUCKING VOCAB AND WE LOSE THE VOCAB GOAL. I kill the dog.
The entire class: *Screaming*
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NY: INVADE YOURSELF SOME FUCKING BITCHES, MY GUY-
Moscow: . . .
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Geo: What idiotic people do you know?
NC: *Goes to say something*
Geo: Correct.
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Louie: *Getting hit on by some girls but not getting any hints*
NY: *Getting really pissed that they're hitting on him when he's been doing that for a year now*
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Alaska: *Being feared by almost everyone in the school but is an unsocial marshmallow *
Hawaii: *A short mother fucker that is actually threatening but somehow everyone loves her*
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DC: *Existing peacefully*
District: Well we can't allow this. *Throws a chair at him*
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Mexico: I just wanna let you all know I've only slept with one of your mother's *Proceeds to stare directly at Texas*
The entire class: W h a-
Texas: *Literally on the verge of tears* Dad what the fuck...?
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Oklahoma: Being gay is weird. Anyway, wanna make out at my house?
Arkansas: Sure-
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Cali: Did you do the homework?
Florida: Yeah I stole yours.
Cali: WHAT?!
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Texas: *Talking about Cali* Wow what an idiot. Can't believe I'm cuddling him right now-
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NJ: *Laying on the ground in PE possibly dead*
SC: *Grabs him and tosses him over his shoulder and continues running laps*
NJ: *Blushing* Dude-
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Nebraska: Where's Missouri?
Indiana: Detention.
Nebraska: Oh... Where's Kansas?
Indiana: Also in detention.
Nebraska: What?! Why are they both-
Indiana: Started fighting in the locker room after you left so you wouldn't get upset. Oh, potholes! I wasn't supposed to tell you that!!
Nebraska: . . .
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Florida: Louie- I think my sandwich is alive!
Louie: Don't be ridiculous sha.
Sandwich: Shut the fuck up for fucks sake.
Florida & Louie: *Confused screaming*
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Michigan: Why are we here, Mr. UN?
UN: *Principle btw-* YOU PUSHED OHIO DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!!
NC: In our defense. He deserved it.
Ohio: SAYS THE FUCKER THAT STOLE MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT- I WORKED FOR MONTHS ON THAT DAMN AIRPLANE!!
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Ottowa: Ha- Short.
Maine: *Sighs and starts beating the shit out of him*
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Bai bai-
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
