I mean if it works it works

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Miami & Houston: *playing Mario kart together and Miami starts losing*

Houston: Wow darlin' you suck at this.

Miami: Shut up. I'm gonna win! >:C

Houston: And how ya gonna do that?

Miami: *Sits on his lap* 

Houston: FuCk-

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Steelers: You're disgusting and annoying and I want your bitch ass dead.

Bills: I only asked if you wanted anything from the store but honestly right back at ya buddy :D

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District: "It's chews-day innit." 

London: I'm going to cry. StOp-

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lil' Dallas: Father... Where is all the soap?

Texas: *slowly turns his head to Houston because he kept cursing*

lil' Houston: *struggling to chew with foam coming out of his mouth*

lil' San Antonio: PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Florida: So-

Arkansas: *Being carried bridal style by Oklahoma* What?

Florida: Nothin'

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District: Cousin... what the fuck are you doing-

Gov: *holding some mouse he found* I... her name is Elizabeth. 

IDC: Her name is outside because that's where she's going. 

Gov: NO! >:C

District: *Clinging to IDC's arm* YES-

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Texas: *runs into Alaska's room*

Alaska & Arizona: *cuddling* .-. 

Texas: What the hell-

Alaska: GET OUT

Texas: *leaves* Ok damn ;p;

Arizona: ALSO TEXAS I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY 50 BUCKS BITCH! >:C

Alaska: What a dick am I right? Not even knocking...

Ari: So rude. Like, what if you were changing.

Alaska: The nerve of some people-

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