Awesome Fanfictions

AU P R O M P T LIST

(1)

You showed up on my doorstep bloody and missing a few fingers so I brought you in and cleaned you up and now you're sitting at my kitchen table drinking coffee. It's two in the morning and I still have no clue why I haven't called police yet.

(2)

You showed up in class half way through the teacher's boring lecture and all the girls turned to look at you. But you only smiled at me.

(3)

You're passed out in my bed and I'm pretty sure we're both naked but I don't know where I am or who you are but I have this taste on my tongue that reminds me of Christmas. I'm curious and need to find out what that goddamn taste is from.

(4)

It's exam time but somebody hung mistletoe up outside my dorm door and you passed by and snogged me and now we're cramped in my bathroom and I think you wanna fuck but there are two girls in my dorm waiting for their mistletoe kiss too and oh-- fuck-- I think I'm gay.

(5)

You misspelled my name on my coffee cup so I went to go tease you about it but you said you wanted to know my name a little better so now we're sitting laughing our asses off because of your bad jokes.

(6)

I work at a shitty kids fun centre and you are running around yelling at a six year old in pigtails. You just tripped over a foam block and I'm shamelessly admiring your ass from the prize counter.

(7)

I just caught you stealing kit Kat bars from WalMart and stuffing them into your trenchcoat and I'm the cashier. I don't say anything though because you smiled and slipped me your number on a dollar bill. I think that's also illegal.

(8)

I accidentally sat on you in the theatre and knocked your popcorn over so now I'm making up for it on my knees while you try not to choke on your water. The people behind you are getting suspicious.

(9)

You waltzed up to me this evening to propose but tripped and fell flat on your face and so now we're sitting on the kitchen floor laughing out asses off as you try and seriously ask me to marry you but fail multiple times.

(10)

You just streaked across the campus at three in the morning with a spray can bottle in your hand and I think my professor just died because he saw you.

(11)

(See 10) I came back from class and you're lying naked on my bed and I can't think of anything else to do but lay down and sleep next to you. There's also a penis sharpied on your ass but I won't say anything about that.

(12)

I can't see and you have locked me in a closet and I forgot to tell you I have claustrophobia and am having a panic attack you son of a bitch.

(13)

It's late but you wanna fuck so I smacked you with a pillow and I think you have a concussion because you're not moving. So I lay down on top of you and fell asleep before you woke up

(14)

It's one in the morning and I woke up in the backyard with you draped over me and our dog is humping my leg but I can't get up because you're heavy.

(15)

You just started eating syrup on pancakes and I really don't want to remind you what we've done with that syrup bottle.

New AU PROMPT list up and running. Comment a number and a ship. Will publish soon.

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