(Requested by Pandasupergirl)
After that moment you had with the 2 stooges, you had decided to let them go to avoid any more humiliation.
Except..they didn't.
Even after they were released they STILL followed you.
It didn't take you long to realize it.
Especially when you kept constantly hearing little rocks being throws at your closed window in your quarters.
*tick tick tick*
You- "What the?"
*tick tick tick*
You- "Who...Who in the world is throwing rocks at my window? We are in the middle of the ocean."
*tick tick tick*
Annoyed, you got up and opened your window to find your worst nightmares on a small boat.
You- "What the-?"
"We have come back for you my lovely!!"
"Come down here so we can admire your beauty up close again!"
You- "You bunch of perverts! You just want to see how 'thicc' I am!!!"
"But you are also very beautiful!!"
"Please!! Let us join you! We promise we won't bother you if you let us work by your side!!"
You- "You idiots have no purpose joining the marines! You two won't last a minute under my supervision!"
"Please my lovely!! We will protect your beautiful thicc self from any pirates!"
"Yeah!! We can even give you anything you ever wanted!!"
You- "What the-? Are you trying to buy me?!"
"Yes- Wait..No!! That's not what I m- oof!!"
"Idiot! How could you just say that?!"
"That's not what I meant!! i just meant that I will get her anything she wishes!!"
"That's buying!!"
"No it isn't!!"
"Yes it is!!"
"Is not!
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!!!"
You- "If you two don't get out of here then I will gladly arrest you two for harassing a Vice Admiral!"
"Yes please!!"
"Anything to spend more time with you my lovely!!"
"We love you!"
"So so much!"
You face palmed for not thinking your words clearly.
You- "That's NOT what I meant!!"
You then watched as the two men got on their knees and held their wrists out.
"Take us in our beautiful thicc goddess!"
"Our lives are now in your lovely hands!"
After finally hearing enough, you shut your window and walked back to your desk.
You sit down and placed your elbows on your desk so you could rub the sides of your head.
You- "Maybe if I just ignore them, they would finally leave me alone..."
You go back to the reports you were working on until you hear them again.
"I CAN'T SEE ME LOVING NOBODY BUT YOU, FOR ALL MY LIFE!!"
You- "Are you..kidding me?"
You then grabbed the lamp on your desk and walk back to open your window again.
"I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG, BABY!!"
You- "Will you two just SHUT UP?!"
You then brought the lamp in your hand and threw it in their direction.
"AND I KEEP HITTING REPEA-ACK!"
The lamp hit one of them in the head, causing them to fall off the boat and into the water.
"Johnny!! I'll save you!!"
You watched at the other jumped in the water after him.
You then shut your window again and made your way back to your desk.
*knock knock knock*
You- "What is it?"
The door opened to reveal one of the Marine officers.
"Miss, the two pirates that we have released haven't stopped following us since we left, we need your order in order to arrest them."
You- "No...but you do have my word to throw anything at them."
"Yes Ma'am...also one more thing."
You- "What?"
"You have a letter."
The officer then placed down a bottle with a rolled up scroll inside.
You opened the bottle and took the scroll out to read it.
We will move mountains for you, if it means seeing you every day.
You stared at the note in confusion.
You- "Who is this from?"
"Um...the men that followed us asked me to give it to you.
You narrowed your eyes at him as you placed the sheet back in the bottle.
You- "And you complied?"
"Well...it wasn't a bomb so.."
You then threw the bottle at the officer's head, causing him to fall unconscious.
You- "I swear...I am surrounded by idiots..."