it's my dick in a box

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Dick lost his parents when he was 9 months old btw

Dick: 10 months
Jason: 10
Tim: 11
Damian: 13

Damian had baby watch over Dick and was bored out of his mind. All Dick ever did was sleep when he had watch. However, he was surprised to hear some giggling from his brother. "What are you laughing at Grayson?" he asked, genuinely confused. Dick just continued to giggle and reach up to him. "You wanna get out of your crib?" he asked. Dick giggled louder. "I'll take that as a yes." Damian picked up Dick and smiled a little when his tiny hands wrapped around his finger. He looked up at the time. "Great, you did something interesting when it's someone else's turn," he complained. Dick giggled. He reluctantly walked to the Batcave, gaining the attention of everyone. Dick was still giggling. "What is he laughing at?" Tim asked, grinning at the small boy. "He's definitely plotting something," Bruce joked. 

"Yeah right, babies aren't that smart," Tim replied. He took the baby off Damian but Dick seemingly didn't want to leave him since he began to tear up. "I think he wants to stay with Demon Spawn," Jason pointed out as Dick began to cry. 

"But it's my turn," he complained. 

"Would you rather make him upset?"


With a huff, he handed him back over to Damian. "Damian doesn't even like him," Tim muttered. Dick stopped crying and giggled again. "D-Da," he started. They all dropped everything, Tim immediately grabbing his phone and recording him. "Dam-Dam, Dam-Dam!" he exclaimed happily. Damian stared at him with disbelief. "Are you saying my name Grayson? Am I Dam-Dam?" he asked.

"Dam-Dam!" Dick replied, confirming this.

"Damian, are you crying?" Jason asked through a laugh. 

"No! Why would I be?" he protested. "I just got something in my eye."

"No fair, Dick's first words were for Damian!" Tim whined. He pouted as Dick looked in his direction. "Looks like you're not his favourite Timmy," Jason mocked, knowing he hated that nickname. "Ti-Timmy? Timmy!" Dick said. 

"Oh my God, he said my name!" Tim squealed. 

"He's on a roll," Bruce chuckled.

Jason smiled, "Can you say, Jason? Jay-son?" Dick stared at him then mouthed the vowels, stopping on Jay. "Jay! Jay!" Jason laughed and tickled him. 

"That's right I'm Jay. Do you want to try Bruce?"

"If he's anything like you boys he'll say, Bru-"

"Tati!" Dick interrupted. They were all in confused silence. There was no stutter so he must've known the word but he hadn't spoken since they had him. "What does Tati mean?" Tim asked. He received a shrug. "Maybe it's Romanian?" Damian suggested.


After a quick Google translate, Tim found what it meant. "He called you dad!" he exclaimed. Dick was now asleep in Damian's arms and stirred at the sudden noise. "Lower your voice dumbass," Jason told him. He hated when Dick cried, especially after a disturbed nap. "Sorry," he replied in a whisper. "So Dick has spoken before. Question is how come he hasn't spoken with us?"


Alternate story


"He's about to say something!" Tim exclaimed. 

"D-Dab," Dick stuttered.

"We must burn this child," Damian stated, picking him up. 

"Damian put him down!" Bruce yelled.

"He has a tainted soul!" he replied.

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