Bruce doesn't know how to dad

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If you watch Steven Universe you will recognise this.

The phone rang and Barbara realized it was her dad. She answered it. "Oh you want to talk to Dick's dad? Oh okay, hold on a moment." She looked to Dick. 

"That's gonna be pretty hard since my dad was murdered right in front of me," he told her. She put a hand over the phone and frowned. "I can't tell him that!" she whisper yelled. Dick looked to Bruce who was reading the paper. "Bruce! Quick you have to pretend to be my dad to Barbara's dad!" He was given the phone and held it up to his ear. 

"Hello this is...Dad Grayson. Yes. The children are playing swords." Dick face palmed. "Sorry playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no they are dead. Don't call again." He finished and hung up. "Sorry I panicked." Dick stared at him as Barbara burst out laughing. 

"WHY IN THE WORLD IS YOU'RE GO TO ACTIVITY INVOLVING SWORDS?!?!" Dick yelled.

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