this is so short im sorry

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I'm sorry that I haven't updated it's just I have four and a half months till my GCSES which if you're not from the UK are basically tests that decide your life and everything you do. So here's something cute.

Premise is that Dick doesn't know much English so the bat boys are teaching him. I'll translate Romanian if there's any.

Tim woke up Dick so they could start on his English lessons. Dick could understand English and but could only speak it brokenly. He grinned when he saw Dick smile in his sleep. "Dick time to wake up buddy," he told him, waking the younger up. "Buna dimineata" (good morning) Dick greeted, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. "English Dick." Tim scolded playfully. 

"Sorry Tim."


After breakfast, Damian, Jason and Tim sat Dick down and got out the cards they used to teach him English. They went through the cards one by one with Dick only messing up on saying dog as he called it God. Simple mistakes like that would always get a good laugh out of them. "Why laughing?" Dick asked, a little frustrated. 

"Just what you said." Dick folded his arms angrily and pouted. 

"Încercați să învățați cea mai grea limbă de pe pământ," (you try learning the hardest language on earth) he muttered under his breath. "Erm what did he say?" Tim questioned. They hadn't exactly learnt much Romanian even though Bruce had insisted on it. They only knew simple phrases but not much else. Dick giggled slightly but he kept a stern expression. "Let's take a break alright. I'll go get some cookies." Tim suggested. 

"I'll go get some more cards." Damian added. The pair left the room leaving Dick and Jason together. A devious smile spread across Jason's face. "You know there is something you could say whenever you mess up," Jason began. 

"What something?" Dick asked, intrigued. 

"Whenever you mess up say fuck." Dick raised an eyebrow. 

"What mean?" he asked.

"It's like saying oops." he lied. This would be great.


When they continued, Dick messed up on towers by saying towels. "Fuck," he said frustratedly. "Richard! Don't say that!" Tim scolded as Jason burst into laughter and Damian hid a smile. 

"Why?" The younger asked.

"Why what?" Jason asked with a smile. He had to get him to say it again. 

"Why no say fuck?"

"Richard that's bad! It's a bad word and you can't use it." Tim explained. Dick began to tear up slightly. "But Jason say mean oops." he replied, a few tears in slipping down his cheeks. 

"Well shit." Jason muttered as Tim slowly turned towards him. 

"Jason!" he yelled. He lunged forward only to fall on his face as Jason stood up and ran out. "Bruce! Help me out!" he yelled as Tim caught up. Dick sat in stunned silence, greatly confused. "Această familie este ciudată," (this family is weird) he murmured. Damian raised an eyebrow. "Imi place," (I like it) he added. 

"English Grayson." 

"I like this," he answered with a grin.

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