What's does that mean?

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Wally was lounging about, thinking random stuff then he laughed a little too loudly. "What are you laughing at?" Artemis snapped.    

"Do you think villains have a destruction kink?" Wally asked. The team burst out laughing except Robin. He just sat there bewildered. "What does that mean?" he asked innocently. 

"What? Kink?" Kaldur responded. Robin nodded, 

"What does it mean?" Suddenly the team all blushed. 

"OH WILL YOU LOOK AT THE TIME GOTTA GO," half the team said running off. Connor just stared at Robin then walked off. Robin huffed and decided he'd get answers elsewhere. It was time's like this when he wished his holo-computer had a Google search engine. He Zetabeamed to the Watchtower.


Robin was greeted by Wonder Woman and Flash. "Can I ask you guys a question?" he asked. They nodded. "Wally said a word that I don't understand. The team won't tell me so I was hoping you would. What does kink mean?" he asked. Flash burst out laughing as Wonder Woman blushed a bright red. "Barry! I thought Wally agreed no bad words," Wonder Woman scolded. "Is it a swear word?" Robin asked. Flash got an idea. 

"Well I don't know, why don't we go ask the others?" Flash suggested. Before either could protest, he grabbed Robin and ran to the meeting room he had just been in. Inside was Black Canary, Green Arrow, Red Arrow who was only there so they wouldn't see him as a threat, Batman and Superman. Flash was holding in his giggles as he caught their attention. "Guys Robin heard a word from Wally and doesn't know what it means. Can you help us out?" he asked partially laughing. They raised an eyebrow suspiciously at him. "What's the word?" Superman asked. "Kink." Robin stated innocently. He got mixed reactions. Batman and Black Canary were stunned, Superman just said "nope" repeatedly and walked out the room, Green Arrow was joining Flash in a laughing fit and Red Arrow looked like he was going to punch Wally. "Did I say something funny?" Robin asked confused.

Batman swiftly got up urban dictionary on his holo-computer and then sent a screenshot to Robin. Robin looked confused and looked through the screenshot. 'Noun-Kink. As in a kink sexual tastes for a person. Usually a kink is an unusual taste in sexual behavior. For example, one of Jane's kinks was being spanked in Lycra,' Robin read. He immediately blushed a bright red and he ran out, his hands covering his face.


He Zetabeamed to the cave and ran up to Wally. "What's up Rob?" he asked. Then Robin kicked him in the nuts. He squeaked and the team watched him fall to the floor, holding his intimate area. "I just asked members of the league what kink meant! You dracului cretinule!" Robin exclaimed. (Rob called him a fucking dickhead for those who don't know Romanian) He stormed to his room leaving a very hurt Wally on the floor. What lesson did they learn? Don't fuck with Robin.

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