I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Well everyone it is my pleasure
ArrogantTwat 🌝: OUR pleasure
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: fine, our pleasure to announce the last dance of the night
ArrogantTwat 🌝: we invite everyone to join the bride and Groom on the dance floor
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: To sing and dance to the music
ArrogantTwat 🌝: enjoy
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Uncle Felix, you'll love this you big old swifty
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Hit it Hettie
Hettie 💃🏻: *turns on the music*
We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standin' there
On a balcony in summer air
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
See you make your way through the crowd
And say, "Hello"
Little did I know
Uncle Felix 😎: WOOO TAYLOR SWIFT
Aunt Lucy 🔍: 🤦🏻♀️
That you were Romeo, you were throwin' pebbles
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
And I was cryin' on the staircase
Beggin' you, "Please don't go, " and I said
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *Dancing with George*
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
Little sprout 🌱: woooo
So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet, 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while, oh oh
Countess 🇷🇺: this is a good song
Uncle Felix 😎: yess we have acquired another Swiftie
Aunt Lucy 🔍: oh my god 🤦🏻♀️
'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
But you were everything to me
I was beggin' you, "Please don't go, " and I said
Bertie 🌍: what a good last dance song
Harold 💫: yep
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
Romeo, save me, they're tryna tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
Oh, oh
Hazelnut 💗: I got tired of waiting
Wonderin' if you were ever comin' around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said
Longarms 🇺🇸: *spins Hazel*
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: This sums up Hazel and Alexander very well
Everyone: *shouting* Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said, "Marry me, Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you
Longarms 🇺🇸: *kisses Hazel*
Hazelnut 💗: I love you Alex
Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too Haz
Everyone else: wooo 👏👏👏👏👏
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Harold 💫: now before you all leave, I have something to show you all.
Longarms 🇺🇸: uh oh
Harold 💫: you see I was going to show this at George's wedding - I still am however I wanted it to be seen at Alexander's wedding as well.
Longarms 🇺🇸: fuck
Hazelnut 💗: oh no 🤣🤣🤣
Harold 💫: *plugs his phone into the projector so that he can play the video* For those of you who have not been fortunate enough to see this...monstrosity let me give you a bit of background information. Alexander and George had entered into the Deepdean-Western talent show and this was their performance.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no fucking way
AminaEM 💍: 🤣🤣🤣
Little sprout 🌱: he's not...
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Harold I fucking hate you
Bertie 🌍: Harold I fucking love you
Harold 💫: *plays the single ladies video*
Longarms 🇺🇸: kill me 🤦🏼♂️
Hazelnut 💗: *laughs hysterically*
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: this is the best blackmail material ever
Inspector Priestley 🕵🏻: dear lord 🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Haroooold this isn't my wedding why are you embarrassed meeee
Harold 💫: I'm your brother that's what I do
Jun 🌸: I'm concerned
Rose 📚: this is funny
Mei ⚔️: Go Longarms
Mr Mukherjee 👨🏾⚕️: I am scarred at this hysterical monstrosity
Uncle Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Carry on laughing Felix and I'm sure John would love to send his video to Rhys
Inspector Priestley 🕵🏻: ooooo please let me it will be even funnier than this
Uncle Felix 😎: nooooo
AminaEM 💍: Slayyy boys
Little sprout 🌱: hahaha
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: this is the funniest thing ever
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: the best blackmail material ever
Hazelnut 💗: *falls over from laughing so much*
Longarms 🇺🇸: *catches Hazel with ease* Careful dear
Harold 💫: *stops the video just as it ends*
Countess 🇷🇺: Alexander I had no idea you wanted to be a professional dancer.
Longarms 🇺🇸: Grandmother-I
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣
Mr Mukherjee 👨🏾⚕️: the fact that you called yourself a single lady in front of your fiancée 🤣🤣🤣
Hazelnut 💗: well I liked it so I put a ring on it
Longarms 🇺🇸: *kisses Hazel*
Uncle Felix 😎: woooo
ArrogantTwat 🌝: I hate you Harold
Harold 💫: that's nice
Hazelnut 💗: Thank you for coming to this extremely special day, it has definitely been the best day of my life.
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Hazelnut 💗: Now that everyone has gone, so you fancy having one final dance together, just the two of us?
Longarms 🇺🇸: sounds perfect.
Hazelnut 💗: *turns on the music*
Longarms 🇺🇸: *takes Alexander in her arms and the begin to dance to the music*
Long long time ago, I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
So bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing, "This'll be the day that I die"
This will be the day that I die
Did you write the Book of Love?
And do you have faith in God above?
If the Bible tells you so
Do you believe in rock 'n' roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Then I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singing bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing, "This'll be the day that I die"
This will be the day that I die
Now for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rolling stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the King and Queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh and while the King was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Lenin read a book of Marx
The Quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died
We were singing, bye-bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing, "This'll be the day that I die"
This will be the day that I die
Helter skelter in the summer swelter
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass, the players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?
We started singing bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
And singing, "This'll be the day that I die"
This will be the day that I die
Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the devil's only friend
Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died
He was singing bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
And singing, "This'll be the day that I die"
This will be the day that I die
I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets, the children screamed
The lovers cried and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died
And they were singing bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing, "This'll be the day that I die"
This will be the day that I die
They were singing bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing, "This'll be the day that I die"
Longarms 🇺🇸: *spins Hazel* I love you Hazel Arcady
Hazelnut 💗: I love you too Alexander Arcady
Longarms 🇺🇸: come my dear wife let us go to sleep
Hazelnut 💗: yes, let's