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TW: Mention of cannibalism, you'll get it in a second trust me-
The Netherlands was one of the folks that ate his Prime Minister in 1672. However, only Jamaica knows this because he told him while he was really high. Jamaica was indeed traumatized and nearly threw up. The Netherlands also admitted he tasted pretty good and was well cooked-
NY loves the Tulips his father has. And while the Netherlands normally would make folks pay a shit ton of money for the multi-colored tulips. But NY gets them for free because the Netherlands loves spoiling his kids and Jamaica with his riches.
NY also takes after his father when it comes to creating land from the water. Even if he did that differently than the Dutch man would.
Mass is very clingy whenever he comes to visit and loves having the Netherlands and Jamaica's attention. So he is on his best behavior when he comes by so his dad thinks he's a good boy who totally didn't start a war.
Holland is the Northeastern brothers' adoptive sister who is very serious about everything she does. She never jokes and hardly smiles. So the Northeast bros try to make her smile whenever she comes by. She refuses to admit it amuses her.
It is mandatory that all of them go on bike rides together.
Jamaica is normally the one cooking when Netherlands visits the statehouse. Because he really likes cooking and since he's a guest and very built no one wants to stop him. That and Connecticut would probably have their heads.
Connecticut is really close with Jamaica. They bond over a lot of things. Like the British sucking, being short, and living around a lot of people that tend to act insane quite a lot.
Netherlands is also like a cat (I think I've said this before-) and loves head pats. It makes NY salty that he got the cat-like behavior from him.
All the Northeastern bros wish they got Netherlands height desperately. Especially Connecticut. He struggles to reach the tall shelves.
Holland is normally working 24/7 or at least trying too-
High Netherlands is the most chill person you will ever meet.
Everytime a northeastern state curses Netherlands slaps the back of their head and yells "MOUTH!" at them. He's the only one to succeed in getting them to tone down the cursing a bit.
DC is low-key scared of Holland but admires how she never gives any fucks.
NY gets a lot of head pats from Jamaica since he hands them to the Netherlands too. And can tell he's also a cat in a human costume. NY loves it.
They all have lil' slumber parties together sometimes. They play games, talk about life, movies and all that good stuff.
The Netherlands isn't that tech-savvy but he understands all the basics. But certain apps give him difficulties, like Instagram or TikTok.
Mass loves watching children fall at malls.
Netherlands likes randomly picking up the states that are smaller than him as jokes. He does it with Jamaica too.
The Netherlands provinces love tossing around the Northeastern bros when they visit them. It's only for joking purposes tho because they're all taller than them.
Connecticut has physically fought some of them tho and lost-
Netherlands really likes Coco and is glad he is with Nutmeg but isn't too fond of his drug habits.
Coco is low-key scared of the Netherlands. It's the height.
Nutmeg and Masshole have beanies. They just really don't wanna look like NY.
Bai bai-