Statehouse stuff again :)

By ImWeridOk

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Lil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom t... More

Axes are cool
Burned
Cake :) (Tucky x Geo)
Ireland :)
"Yo you up?"
Rhode Island x Hawaii Cannon heads
Lil' CDC gotta crush~ (CDC x Sippi)
Indiana saves the day :D
Test-
I mean if it works it works
Aren't I already kinda your boyfriend? (Okie x Arkansas)
Ohio = Wholesome
I dunno what's going on-
Aye yo- WHO DIS?
IT'S NOT A WEDNESDAY >:C (Steelers x Bills)
So... We're stuck in the elevator. (Steelers x Ravens x Browns)
Really quick summary of the OG 13 + Gov when the country started
What is motivation?
Gotta rethink this relationship thing Vi...
Historic but not quotes
Simple mistake
Gov's new friend :D
Peace will never be an option
Oop-
N.J x Southie cannon heads-
Wow
Florida stop challenging gods please-
Stopping Ohio's drinking problem one step at a time! :)
The Corn Church
>:C
Hamilton be like:
"HE'S EVERYTHING I HAVE!!"
That's low Ohio calm down-
Healing (GA x PA)
:C
Hear me out.
Joy to the world~
New York's Grams
✨Random google time✨
Good movie tho-
Accidents happen. (Savannah x Dallas)
Quotes but it's mostly cities-
Operation hook up and or couple both work in the end- (Savannah x Dallas again)
One day he'll learn... I hope-
I was today years old when I discovered WaWa had flags-
Louie's worst nightmare
Oh they talked about Bruno~
Grapes
Random and weird cannon heads
😳
Off topic and all but-
Lice :)
Random songs that remind me of States again
Confessions (Dallas x Savannah)
Uh oh. Angery Yorkers in a fight- (Austin x Albany)
Agreed... kinda-
N.Y = Cat???
Making fun of your state because why not (Maybe part 1 I dunno)
Savannah what-
Dont mind me just making some N.Y cannon heads
Not how this whole "Villian" thing works- (N.Y x Louie)
Papa Netherlands
So do I-
Making fun of your state. (Again-)
Cali x Tex but I don't have a name for it- (Angel and Demon AU is back BABY-)
"dad" Jamaica
UN needs help
Moving
Oh...
A Doctor's Flower (Sippi x CDC)
A list of things I feel like DC has cried about
*Makes lil' Wyoming into the quiet kid*
Introducing... Idiots-
Giving another character a shitty backstory
Desserts!
Don't fuck with CDC (Sippi x CDC)
Ball... BALL-
Cat....
F r e e s t u f f
Slap of the dumb
Football go WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Coughs in KenGeo cannonheads*
Savannah's protective?? (Dallas x Savannah)
Happy birthday... What the fuck-
Jokes-
Random State high school qoutes because I thought why not-
Yorkie x Geo Cannonheads
WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO-?
〰Memes〰
Russian Government done gone mad.
Damn good point.
Yorkie no-
Wow. Ghosts.
Damn-
Falling... And Falling hard- (Southie x Jersey)
Weeee woooo-
More Northeastern family cannon heads-
Off topic and all but it has to be said-
Randomly explaining what I think the Countries and other stuff
Lmao the sequal
You could have not known but now ya do
A random ship I just made because yes
Sad times for PA
Aftermath of the Virginian Split
I like you. Take some wholesome historical facts :D
Lemon Boy
Qoutes while I work on a statehumans request :)
Shapeshifting breakdown
Randomly talking about the NBA personification-
Introducing... The weridest shit I had to share.
I don't think thats how it works-
Poor Gov
A shit ton of qoutes because writers block hurts
Neglected to Loved
I dunno...
A n g s t
Right and Wrong
Walmart (DC x Wyoming)
History is funny sometimes
Listen to Kentucky-
Pregnancy Panic
Magic Thread Gal
The Most Confusing Part of The Alamo for Texas
"Hey, is something bugging you?"
Please get the refrence-
Rent Payments ❤
Inside
Low Tied
Short
Uh-
:O
How I imagine skiing with Texas would be like
The Past Sucks
Life Is A Game
A holy sit indeed
Deviled Eggs
National Baseball League
Valentine's Day at the Daycare
The New York-Universe

Support is... something for a New Yorker

240 9 4
By ImWeridOk


Take some wholesome Buffalo Bills and Yorkie content because motivation just randomly arrived.

TW: A little bit of self-degrading comments







Bills gulped down the last bit of water he had left in his water bottle and slumped onto a chair. Today was the day. He promised himself he would tell New York about... His little hobby. He didn't exactly have a word for dressing up in women's clothing.

He was still scared about his response to it. What if he wanted him to leave his house? What if New York never wished to speak to him again? God, he was such a fool. But his father told him if he made a promise, whether that be with himself or someone else, he had to keep it. However, keeping promises may lead to mixed reactions depending on what they are.

New York had always spoken his mind. Didn't matter what the situation was. A strong 60% of the time he means what he says, the remaining 30% is filled with sarcastic remarks.

He hoped this time whatever he had to say would be supportive. Buffalo didn't want to seem like an ass or some mistake in his hero's eyes.

With another sharp breath, he knocked on NY's office door. "Who the fuck is it?!" He yelled from inside. Bills froze.

Should he really be doing this? What would-

The door flew open, nearly hitting him and NY now stood in front of him. "What is it, kid?" He asked, his usual annoyed look plastered on his face.

"I... Uh. Wanted to talk to you about something. Something not that important but it's been a hobby of mine for a while and I think you should know about it." He replied quietly. Despite being a little taller than New York, he felt small. Like a little kid getting caught sneaking cookies after his parents said they couldn't have any. "May I come in?"

New York looked confused. "First of all, if you are interested in it, it's probably important. Quit talking shit about fucking shit you enjoy. You don't see me here making fun of fashion, do you? No! Now get that ass in here and tell me what you fucking want." Snapped the shorter man. The other did as told, quickly entering his office as New York shut the door behind him. The Empire State sighed and turned to his adoptive son, waiting patiently-ish.

"Well... I. I-I. Uh. Like dressing up as a girl sometimes..." Bills spoke very quickly, to the point where it was hard for New York to hear it.

"What? Slow down dumb ass. I'm trying to hear you." He replied, glaring at him and tapping his foot on the ground.

Buffalo Bills sighed again and said much slower. "I like dressing up... As a girl. Sometimes." Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Why'd he done that? He shouldn't have told him! He might disown him or something. Bills eyes darted towards the floor, completely missing New York roll his eyes at him.

"Is that all?" Asked the state. "Was that it?"

Bills paused. "Yeah...?" He mumbled.

NY laughed. Causing a slight panic to hit his son. Once his chuckles died down he said, "Ok? What- ya want me to spend money buying you a dress or some shit? If so you best fucking pay me back." Buffalo grinned and pulled New York into an unexpected hug. Awkwardly, Mr. Apple gave him a few pats on the back before he was released.

"You. Wouldn't mind if we went shopping for some, would you? All my old dresses and skirts are far too short for me."

"Eh. Why not."

+Time skip+

Buffalo had the biggest and stupidest smile on his face as he entered a small clothing shop nearby the house. He quickly grabbed his dad's hand and dragged him off to some skirts.

He picked up a black one that had suspenders on it, then grabbed a dark blue shirt. He hoisted them up together and asked, "What do you think?"

New York sighed, "It would look better with a white or gold one hun. And I do think blue would be a nice color for you. Maybe a navy blue or a baby one. Some sort of blue." Bills smiled, he placed the shirt back onto the rack and grabbed another white one.

After quite a while of shopping, and trying on the new clothes to see what fits and what doesn't, they went to the checkout. Bills was way too excited to notice the weird looks he was getting from those around him. However, New York was flashing death glares left and right the whole time they were there.

"Don't worry pops! I'll pay you back for sure! I'll work double shifts at that little dinner I work at. And make sure every cent is back in your wallet. Thanks so much! You don't know how happy this makes me!" Giggled the Football team. The Cashier looked at him weirdly for a second before ringing them up. Once everything was paid for, New York and Buffalo made their way back to the car. "Oh- Pops, how much was the dressed and stuff again? I need to make sure my prices are right-"

"Shut the fuck up. You don't have to pay me back. I was fucking lying. You keep your dresses, keep your regular hours and be happy. Happiness is important." New York snapped, shoving both his hands in his coat pockets.

"Really?" Bills asked, unsure if he was lying again. He still was working on finding out what was sarcasm and what wasn't. His dad glared at him.

"Yes. I am sure. Keep your fucking money. If you ever want any more dresses and shit I can get you them. Just... Nothing too showy. I don't need all the girls and guys or... Whatever you're into seeing all the gifts your parents gave you." He said. "I'd kill you before I allow that shit." Bills giggled and climbed into the car.

One thing he's learned about New York, he's insanely protective but loving nonetheless.

And that was fine by him.



































Bai bai-

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