Florida: *Eating one of his presents*
Geo: *Screaming that the wrapping paper isn't actually candy*
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NY: I actually did get you something, Flo.
Florida: W... What?!
NY: *Hands him a restraining order*
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Texas: We... Tried. Making a cake...
Geo: *On the verge of tears* What... IS THAT?!
Tenn: *Holding a burnt cake* I-
Geo: LEAVE THE BAKING TO THE STATE THAT KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING DO IT!! YOU SONS OF A BITCH-
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Coco: Mississippi.
Sippi: Yeah?
Coco: Why is Georgia so panicked today?
Alabama: He discovered that Spain never celebrated his birthday recently. Now he feels like he needs to make this one the best one.
Coco: Ohhh...
Nutmeg: *Actually sobbing* THAT'S BEAUTIFUL-
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Louie: *Hands Florida a present*
Florida: Aww! *Opens it and it's a new flamingo hat* LOUIE!
Louie: Well... You said that one had a hole in it- *Proceeds to get pulled into a heavy make-out session*
Everyone else in the living room: .-.
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Florida: Where are you taking me, Dee?
DC: *Who just had his life threatened by Geo* Uh- T-to... That-uh. Toy store you wanted to visit!
Florida: YAY!
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Virginia: *Scared screaming*
The gator Flo got from Iowa as a return to sender gift: :)
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I'm too tired to continue-
Bai bai.
Robot lady kinda thicc tho-