Athens (Ohio): . . .
Athens (Greece): . . .
Athens (G): *Slaps the smaller one*
Athens (O): OW- What- WHY?!
Athens (G): I can smell the ignorance. Get some education.
Sparta: *Talking about Athens (G)* Fucking idiot.
Rome: Isn't that your husband? The one who just slapped a child and called him dumb?
Sparta: Shut the fuck up or I will invade your ass Spartan style-
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Florida: You can tie me down and do whatever you want to me tonight~
DC: *Ties him to the bed and leaves the room*
Florida: Babe-?
DC: *Starts playing Minecraft in his office*
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NY: You know what they say. An apple a day keeps Florida away.
NJ: Wha-
Florida: *Walks in* Oh hey guys! Wait is that an apple? Man fuck that... *Leaves*
NJ: Wow.
NY: Told ya. *Nom*
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Cali: You know that one sea monster everyone used to freak out about was probably a whale's penis-
Mass: I did not need to know that but thanks for the cursed fact I will give to my siblings at dinner today.
Cali: You're welcome. :)
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Michigan: *Throws a can of Spaghetti-O's at Ohio*
Ohio: *Taps out of consciousness*
North Dakota: Spaghetti-Ows...
Montana: Ok that was pretty good.
ND: So... You'll go out with me?!
Montana: No.
ND: ,:C
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Gov: *Leaves a room*
Gov: *Returns five seconds later holding some random animal he's already formed a lifelong bond with and named them*
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Kentucky: So. You're telling me I have a problem.
Geo: You literally sleep with... God, I hate saying this... "Daddy Andy" like is a stuffed bear.
Kentucky: Yeah. Ok. What's the issue?
Geo: You take that thing EVERYWHERE!!
Kentucky: Ok. And?
Geo: OH MY GOD TUCKY-
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District Your face looks like shit.
Gov: Mean...
District: *Look at Washington* But I could look at your face forever...
Washington: *Flustered* What?!
Gov: HEY! STOP THAT!!
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Bai bai-