NY: How much is this mistletoe?
Cashier: *Trying to flirt. Raises it above their heads* I don't see any price on it...
NY: So it's free? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *Snatches it and runs out of the store*
Cashier: SIR-
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Wisconsin: *Wakes up after a slumber party with Indi and a few other states* WHAT THE?!
Ohio & Michigan: *Wrestling on the floor*
Illinois: *Crying over the slice of pizza they made him drop on the floor*
Alabama: *Still somehow asleep*
Indiana: *Visibly confused and upset*
West Virginia: *Recording the fight*
Wisconsin: . . .
Wisconsin: Ya got any spotted cow?
Minnesota: NO-
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Texas: *Writing an entire essay on why he thinks Oklahoma and Arkansas are fruity*
Oklahoma: We're not gay.
Arkansas: Yeah.
Everyone besides Florida: Ok.
Texas: But-
Florida: They ain't gay fam. They wear their socks.
Texas: ,:C
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Coco: You know it's always hail satan. but never how's satan?
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Mass: Kissing dudes isn't a sin. I'll do it right now. And enjoy it.
Oklahoma: *Who didn't even say anything* Wha-?
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Alaska: *About to cry*
Hawaii: *Ranting for the 50th time about how shitty cat milkers are*
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Mary: *Eating crab*
Florida: *Crying*
PA: Uh... What's wrong-
Florida: MR. KRABS!
Mass: . . . HOLY SHIT- MARY STOP! D:
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Cali: *Pulls NY into a hug because NY was cold*
NY: *Purrs*
Cali: *Lights on fire out of pure shock*
NY: *Confused screaming while also on fire*
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Jacksonville: (Mississippi) Rating Organizations based on how much they slept with my dad!
Jacksonville: UN? 10/10. Never slept with my dad.
Jacksonville: Nasa? 9/10. She's come close. But never slept with my dad.
Jacksonville: BUT CDC THAT SON OF A BITCH-
Atlanta: What just happened...?
Montgomery: Something beautiful.
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Ohio & West Virginia: *Kiss each other on the cheek good night and says no homo*
PA: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
West: I think he wants a good night kiss too.
PA: What- no!
Ohio: Nah bro come here it's ok! Come here!
PA: FUCKING TOUCH ME AND I WILL BURN YOU LIKE YOU DID ATLANTA-
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Kansas City: *Makes a comment about Missouri marring Kansas and Nebraska*
Missouri: *Dies a little inside*
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Bai bai-