Group chat fun! :D
This was requested by @Emilygomse
I hope ya enjoy!
Because I did-
Cupcake: How's everyone doing? (Indiana btw)
Hero: Unhappy as normal. (Georgia)
Nutmeg: Ok ig. (Connecticut)
D.C: We still use this?
District: Only when we know you're not online but now that you are I'm leaving.
Orange: lol
Cali: Who let him back?
Coco: I dunno.
D.C: I did...?
N.Y: Simp.
N.J: Like you aren't.
N.Y: Shut the fuck up.
Potato: He's not wrong (Idaho)
S.D: Yeah tbh
Cali: We don't talk about Bruno~~
Oil: Who the hell is Bruno???
Sippi: I thought you knew?
Oil: NO!?
Coco: We don't talk about Bruno~ but!
Orange: Why are you texting about him then?
Nevada: He has a point.
Coco: It was our wedding day!
Cali: It was our wedding day!
Hero: HOLD ON-
Alabama: NO NO AREN'T YOU GUYS LIKE BROTHERS??????????
D.C: Not really...? Cali did have a brother named Colorado before. But he's dead.
Delaware: THAT CHANGES NOTHING
West: Sweet home Alabama-
*Alabama has left the group chat*
Sippi: XD
Ohio: D:
Coco: We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky!
Cali: No clouds allowed in the sky~
Oil: I WILL SHOOT THE BOTH OF YOU STOP-
N.Y: Don't mind me just making my way to Alabama's room to make fun of him
Washington: I want in
Tenn: This is why I avoid you all
Coco: Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin
Cali: THUNDER!
Coco: You telling the story or am I?
D.C: WHO IS BRUNO???
N.C: WE ALL WANNA KNOW??
Southie: WHAT ARE YOU HIDINGGGGGGGGGGG
Cali: I'm sorry, mi vida, go on
Voldemort: Where's our translator? (Michigan)
Ohio: No clue.
Louie: I'm here dumbasses. Anyway, google translate says it means my life.
Southie: Sus...
Wyoming: Very sus.
West: Sweet home Alabama *Strums gatar*
Coco: Bruno says it looks like rain!
Cali: Why did he tell us?
D.C: This is supposed to be professional...
Oklahoma: You added every state on here and expected us to use it accordingly?
Arkansas: I love it when you say big words...
Oil: WHAT-
Arkansas: I can't compliment my friend?
Hero: Tex let the man tell the bro when he's doing good
Oil: But-
Coco: In doing so he floods my brain~
Cali: Abuela get the umbrellas
Hero: No buts. Also, who brought Cali back? I could have sworn I kicked him
District: Gov brought him back ;p;
PA: I'm cursing him out the next time I see him then.
Coco: Married in a hurricane!!
Nutmeg: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT??
Washington: Oh shit...
Mary: Somethin fishy going on over here
Mass: That's probably you tbh
Mary: Shut the hell up
Cali: What a joyous day but anyway-
Coco: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no
Cali: We don't talk about Bruno
N.Y: We don't talk about Alexander Hamilton~
N.C: Please don't remind us of... That time-
Virginia: That was a weird part of history we don't talk about anymore for a reason yorkie
Cali: Hey, grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch ch ch
D.C: Ch ch ch is the sound I hear at night a lot...?
Orange: Oh that's me throwing salt onto Oklahoma in the middle of the night my bad
Oklahoma: Can confirm. I have been hiding everywhere but my room to sleep for 3 months now
S.D: What-
Coco: It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling Always left Abuela and the family fumbling Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand Do you understand?
PA: No the fuck we don't
Hero: I haven't understood anything that's been happening since we gained independence who are you people?
Potato: oh my God...
Louie: who is he again?
Cali: A seven-foot frame, rats along his back When he calls your name it all fades to black Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams (hey)
Arkansas: Sounds like Texas tbh
Oil: shut up.
Coco: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no We don't talk about Bruno
Cali: He told me my fish would die, the next day, dead (no, no)
Coco: He told me I'd grow a gut and just like he said (no, no)
Cali: He said that all my hair would disappear Now, look at my head (no, no)
N.H: is that why he always has a beanie on?
Washington: I guess so-
Tenn: The more ya know....
Coco: Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
Louie: Isn't that my job?
D.C: 🤷
Cali: He told me that the life of my dreams Would be promised, and someday be mine
Oil: Excuse me-?
Wyoming: Oh shit
Utah: Mouth!
Wyoming: I'm typing...?
Cali: He told me that my power would grow Like the grapes that thrive on the vine óye, Mariano's on his way
Coco: He told me that the man of my dreams Would be just out of reach Betrothed to anotherIt's like I hear him, now
Nutmeg: Babe I'm literally in the same room as you-
N.J: is he high again?
Southie: I dunno
Cali: Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you
Kenfucky: HE HAS A SISTER NOW?!
Hero: WHO IS CHANGING THE PLOT HERE?
District: I bet it's secretly Nevada
Nevada: I would kill him if we were related
Rhode: damn
Coco: Um, Bruno Yeah, about that Bruno I really need to know about Bruno Gimme the truth and the whole truth, Bruno
Cali: Isabella, your boyfriend's here! Time for dinner!
Hero: Oh! What we havin'?
Oil: I could order a pizza
Mary: if you forget the garlic not again I will stab you
Arkansas: I will help him too.
Coco: A seven-foot frame, rats along his back When he calls your name it all fades to black Yeah,
Cali: he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams
Coco: You telling this story or am I?
Cali: Óye, Mariano's on his way
D.C: WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?!
Masshole: I have no God damn clue...
Cupcake: if they don't wanna talk about Bruno why bring him up?
Ohio: SEE HE GETS IT!
Hero: I just wanna understand
Coco: Bruno says, "It looks like rain" In doing so, he floods my brain
CDC: I'd highly recommend rescheduling the wedding if you didn't want to get rained on
Sippi: YEAH BUT THEIR KINDA LIKE BROTHERSSSSS?
Voldemort: I am moving to Canada don't contact me anymore. Indiana can if he wants but no one else I hate you but Ohio more than others. I don't hate indi tho-
Cupcake: :)
Cali: Married in a hurricane he's here
Orange: noob. Yea try shooting at it?
Coco: Don't talk about Bruno, no why did I talk about Bruno?
Hero: Why did you?
Cali: Not a word about Bruno
Coco: I never should've brought up Bruno!
Nutmeg: Honey. You did.
D.C: Welp. Time to close this chat for the day
Cali: You guys are as dumb as bricks.
Coco: We were singing a song from Encanto
Rhode: This is what I have to say about that.
*Rhode kicked Cali from the group chat*
*Rhode kicked Coco from the group chat*
Sippi: DAMN-
That took way to long I'm sorry-
Anyway uh. Bai bai-