Florida: *Drawing a ton of Encanto characters after watching the movie in his room*
Georgia: *Whose been begging him to leave and eat something for the past 4 hours* FLORIDA PLEASE-
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D.C: *During the cold war* Hey kid.
New Mexico & Nevada: What?
D.C: Ya wanna get nuked?
Nevada: Not... really no...
D.C: WELL TO FAKIN BAD MATE-
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Montana: *Meanwhile in a western state meeting* I hope you choke on a mother fucking cheese stick, you nasty greasy bitch. You look like you drink white Gatorade and smell like nickels. Fuck you!
Washington: FUCK YOU TOO!! YOU STUPID-
S.D: *Who broke in* That's my job! >:C
Montana: *High pitched screaming*
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Southie: Oh wise gator of the vents what wisdom do you have for us today.
Florida: Pickles are just cooked cucumbers.
Southie: Thank you.
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Texas: *Walks into a room*
West Virginia & Virginia: *Death glaring each other and reaching into some bags*
Texas: *Proceeds to slowly walk out of room*
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Florida: Time for some Bask-gay-ball.
Oklahoma: Florida. We know you know how to say it.
Tennessee: We're all onto you.
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Illinois: I dunno how to tell you this but you're kinda softie.
Indiana: That hurts my feelings... :C
Michigan: This is why we aren't letting you watch IT with us.
Indiana: COME ON PLEASE-
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*Group chat fun go BRRRRR*
Florida: Listen Louie, Venmo me 400 bucks and I will draw a pregnant lightning McQueen.
D.C: I'm really questioning why I am in a relationship with you two...
Hero: Where did I go wrong...?
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Bandit: *Glaring at Texas*
Texas: Don't you fuckin' dare...
Bandit: *Knocks his beer off the table and runs away*
Texas: DAMN IT-
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N.J: *Clinging to Southie in tears*
Southie: What's wrong love?
N.J: I LOST MY HAT!
Southie: Well I can help ya look for it, come on.
N.J: *Still sad* Ok... :C
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Florida was indeed the hat thief.
Bai bai now