Michigan: Name one thing you have that I don't.
Ohio: Clean water.
Michigan: *Crying* You mother fucker-
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Texas: I'm depressed.
Cali: Be depressed quietly I'm reading.
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Savannah: Dad ground me.
Georgia: Why?
Savannah: Just do it...
Geo: You're grounded...?
Savannah: *Goes back to his phone call* Sorry guys can't hang today I'm grounded.
Geo: You are my son... ,:)
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London: *Jumps into D.C's arms screaming*
D.C: What's the problem?!
Mass: *Runs towards him holding a shotgun* THE RED COATS ARE HERE FOR MY SHIT!
D.C: *Confused screeches*
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Wisconsin: I don't get why everyone hates on wine
Ohio: Me either. All it does is keep the bad thoughts away ya know
Wisconsin: That's the only reason I drink it dude.
Minnesota: *picks up the phone* Hello yes, I would like to book two different therapy sessions for some friends of mine-
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N.J: One day I will die and that will be the best day of my life.
Southie: But that's gonna make me sad :C
N.J: *Puts his hands on his cheeks* Good. :)
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N.C: Better fucking say it-
Virginia: only because you paid me. Pepsi is better than Co-
Georgia: *Throws Rhodesia across the room directly at him*
Rhode: *Screaming*
Virginia: shit-
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Geo: How many cups of coffee do you drink?
London: I drink tea love
Geo: Sweetened?
London: *British anthem stops* Excuse me?
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Bai bai people-