London: *watching the sun set*
D.C: isn't it beautiful!
London: The sun never sets... on the British empire...
The sun: *Stops setting*
D.C: What the fuck-
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England: Yeah we're kinda at war with Germany and a couple of countries.
Time Traveler: Is it the first or second world war?
Gov: Excuse the hell outta me? WHAT-
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The North: You don't need to sweeten tea. It's really pointless.
The south: What in the Kentucky fried fuck are you saying?
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France: I don't want war
Virginia: it's against UK
France: You crazy son of a bitch I'm in
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Berlin: Imagine doing the same thing the Holy Roman Empire was doing
Geo: Yeah but ours worked
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D.C: *In the 1980's* We're in crippling debt! What do we do?
Louie: Allow me and my jazzy moves to introduce myself-
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Switzerland: *Goes to war with 80 men and returns with 81*
Switzerland: *happiness noises*
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Alaska: Forget shooting stars. I say we shoot Tsars.
Gov: D.C come get your kid-
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Mexico: *Loses California due to a war*
PA: *Like 5 months later* HEY GUYS THERES GOLD HERE!
All of America: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Mexico: I hate it here...
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Geo: Forget finding fathers. I prefer declaration daddies.
Gov: Please never speak of the people who created us like that again.
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Singapore: Imagine having to work to gain independence. I was just unloved and kicked out.
IDC: A-Are you ok?
Singa: Yeah why?
IDC: *Slowly walks away* I hate my job
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England: Invading France will work this time.
The OG 13: I want to believe you if hadn't said that 13 times already.
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Florida: *Declares war on iguanas*
Australia: Mhm... seen this before.
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The OG 13: *Starts a war over 2% Taxes only to get taxed by 37% later in life (I put the wrong number my ba-)*
Geo: I told you fuckers it was a dumb idea-
Rhode Island: Shut up.
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Netherlands: We'll if I can't have my sons UK
UK: what?
Netherlands: I WILL OWN THE SPICE TRADE INSTEAD-
UK: NO-
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N.Y: Ya know what's cool
Delaware: No?
N.Y: My dad is a place in Minecraft
Idaho: The biggest flex I've ever heard
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Moscow: Describe world history in a few words
Mexico City: "Knock knock, it's Europe."
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Third world country: *Elects someone socialist as president*
Gov: That's not very freedom of you.
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France: You two can't just divide the world between ya both
Spain & Portugal: That's where you're wrong kido.
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Idk
Bai bai