The Adventures Of A Lost Girl

Dirty Pick Up Lines with Peter:

Song doesn't fit but whateva XD 

What Peter uses on you:

* "Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!" (can we talk about how my autocorrect changed "digging" to "diggin" when I originally typed it...oh my god)

Your reaction: You snorted and just walked away.

* "Smile, if you want to have sex with me."

You didn't smile.

* "The word for tonight is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word?"

"Well that's original." You rolled your eyes and continued reading your book.

* "Hey, baby, I'm cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?"

"You're an annoying little shit you know that?"

"Hi, I'm Peter pants-less. Do you want to go to never-never land?"

"But don't you want me to land on your dick?"

He just looked at you, "uhhh..."

"Wasn't expecting that were you?" You raised your eyebrow and walked away.

YALL I KNOW IT'S WEIRD AND SHORT BUT YA GIRL IS SICK WITH A DAMN COLD LIKE IT'S AUGUST WTF.