"Ohh." You said, pressing your face to a glass window of a shop in the mall. Inside were lovely things, things you wanted, fabulous things, things you couldn't afford. You frowned. If only you had the money. You slouched, pulling your face away from the glass.

"Sal!" You groaned, turning to the right. Sal stood by a small booth in the middle of an aisle of the mall, checking out some phone cases. He turned, a look of tiredness washed over him. You two had been at the mall for hours, thanks to you.

He walked near you, carrying bags from previous stores. "How much do you love me?"

Sal glanced from you, to the store, the back at you. He stared at you for a long moment, then leaned and placed a kiss along your lips.

"...Not enough."

You gave a quick look of shock, hitting his shoulder as he began to laugh hysterically.

"Nah, but I just dont have the money at the moment, hun."

You frowned, grumbling.

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