"I've had a nice time, Joe." You said as you gave his hand a soft squeeze. The two of you were just ending a nice date that included a small dinner in a coffee bar. There had been a little extra something when unexpectedly a band performed at the bar. You had to admit, it was probably one of the best dates you've ever been on.
And now you were here, walking with Joe along the beach while the sun set.
"I thought you might enjoy this." He leaned over to give you a peck on the cheek when he then screamed in your ear.
"Dammit, Joe! That's my ear!" You winced as your eardrum rang.
"It's not my fault- Ah shit, what the-" You both glanced down to find a little critter snipping at Joe's toe.
"Where the fuck did you come from?"
He was about to move backwards when he screamed again, "DAMMIT ALL."
This time you were laughing. When he had stepped back, he had stepped back into another crab.
"Where are they all coming-" You stopped as you saw more crabs coming - and towards Joe.
"Oh shit-" He then began to walk away from them, but they followed.
"(Y/n)! Help!" Before you could say anything, Joe was running away from the crabs. They followed after and you couldn't help but laugh even harder. You felt tears as he continued to run.
And that's how a bunch of crabs ruined your perfect date. (Although you found it hysterical.)