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MISMATCH SQUAD
Brad: Just took the last selfie with a lilac Aiden.
Edwin: I'm still bitter.
Aiden: The promotions are over Eddie. It was time to change it.
Edwin: *Silent treatment*
Aiden: (× _ ×)
Ian: I never understood why he should change it once the promotions are over. Just give it up. Let him do his thing. We muggles will never understand how the ~artistic~ world works.
Edwin: I can only come to you with my pain, Ian. Only you understand me (╥ω╥)
Ian: There there (っ 'ω') ﾉ (╥ω╥)
Joe: I love how dramatic the two of you are :v
Finn: Hey guys...
Brad: Oh hey Finn!
How's being a father going?
Finn: I haven't slept in three days. I'm dying. She keeps crying all night.
I think I will faint from sleep deprivation soon.
And she throws up most of the things she eats.
She threw up on my favorite custom-made shirt.
Clara looks like a zombie. Literally.
Ian: Oh wow. Way to say how beautiful your wife looks and how much you love your child (ｏ ・ _ ・)
Finn: My wife is the most beautiful and I love my child to the moon and beyond.
But. We should definitely get a nanny.
This won't work any longer. We'll lose our minds.
How can taking care of one tiny, not even half a meter human being be so much constant work?
Joe: Well, I mean... you are talking to an all-gay community and a Brad who isn't even engaged yet. So... we're not really of any help here!
Finn: (。。)
Max: Did you just send boobs?!
Bro, I know it's hard on you but please don't lose your conservative spirit!
Finn: Shut up Max. It's an emoji. It's supposed to mean I'm perplexed. Which I am.
I don't even know how things are at the restaurant. Fuck.
We definitely need a nanny. Or two.
Ian: I don't believe a word you say. Our princess is perfectly well-mannered and all happy and giggly whenever we're there (' ω ')
Joe: I know right! All men do is lie.
Finn: You only saw her when she's not hungry or sleepy or during her stomachaches.
She turns into a nonstop screaming machine.
Oh shit. Here we go again. She woke up. Screaming.
Wait I'm gonna record this.
[audio file]
Ian: Bro! How can she be this loud!??!! 〣 (ºΔº) 〣
Joe: I'm... suddenly so happy men can not get pregnant...
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RomanceAiden is a young, widely famous singer struggling with drug addiction after going through an intense breakup. His label sends him to a psychiatric hospital in hopes of the singer coming back to himself. There, through all the darkness, he meets Edwi...
