Aiden: ...

YOU JUST POSTED ANOTHER PHOTO ON TWITTER WITH THE STARBUCKS LOCATION!

Edwin: Someone must have hacked my account then. ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

I would never steal hats, nor go for drinks without my boyfriend.

Joe: I WILL beat the shit out of this annoying kitten one day. ( ' ロ ' )

Aiden: HEY! Only I can call him ThaT!

Ian: Calm your titties. It's not good for bunnies to get upset. ( ◡‿◡ )

Aiden: Shaking your puppy tail for your boyfriend, Ian?

Ian: There's no need for that. I have full access to his pants whenever I want.

Joe: I'm feeling attacked right now... (¬_¬;)

Ian: It's true tho...

Joe: I know. I'm all yours ❤ (ɔˆз(ˆ⌣ˆc)

Finn: Ugh ewewewewwww ( °益°) 彡

Take those disgusting conversations elsewhere.

Evans, aren't you supposed to be at the meeting rn?

Why are you texting?!

Brad: *sigh*

Ian: Which Evans are you referring to?

Finn: Well, Aiden, he had a meeting with the CEO.

Edwin: I had a meeting too ( ̄ヘ ̄)

Ian: You had a meeting with that Starbucks in your hand, didn't you?

Edwin: yes (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

Ian: ( ̄  ̄|||)

I know him too well...

Joe: People are having REaL meetings with their bosses or their employees and then there's this koala having a date with his Starbucks wearing mYcaP

Edwin: Hey! I didn't get this sulky when you took my contact lenses!

Joe: Those were mY contacts that you stole!! I just took them BaCk!

Finn: Just to be clear, those contacts originally belonged to me.

Brad: Then why were they at Joe's?!

Finn: Well... good question! Why does my cleaning equipment always end up in either Ian or your place? You all are a bunch of thieves and you know it.

Brad: *siiiigh*

Ian: Oh for fuck's sake, use the damn emoji!

Brad: emoji*sigh*emoji

Ian: (ᓀᓀ)

Ian: Where is my lil wolf tho? I haven't heard from him in the past few days.

Aiden: He hasn't been talking to me since I left his birthday party.

Ian: That reminds me...

WHAT THE FUCK AIDEN EVANS.

Why the fuck couldn't you suck it up for like three hours????

Aiden: Guys, I think our CEO is possessed.

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