AVENGERS ONESHOTS (requests are closed)

Laughing Gas Nonsense ~ Tony Stark

Request- part two of Tony getting his wisdom teeth removed.

Dragon_Lord514

Warnings- language, effects of laughing gas

Words- 3290

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Tony was slumped up against the passenger seat of your car. A line of drool falling from his soaked with spit and blood gauze that sat in his mouth. He mumbled incoherently while tapping on the window. You kept a close eye on him and on the road. 

"Hey Y/N, heh, hey Y/N, " Tony says and you take a quick look over at him and smiled, "Yes babe?" you ask and he furrows his brows. "I'm not babe! I'm TONY!" he shouts and flails his arms, having them land in his lap. You smile, "Yes, you are Tony, but I call you babe. Now what is it that you wanted to tell me?" you ask and he shrugs. 

There is silence in the car, Steve was in the back seat, typing slowly on his phone with a smile. Probably telling his groupchat he has with Sam and Bucky about how high Tony is. "OH, I REMEMBER!" Tony screams, startling you. You swerve a little and Steve braces himself in the back while Tony is blissfully unaware of the panic he set off. 

"Tony! You can't scare me like that!" you scold as you realigned your car on the road. "I want milkshake!" he says and smiles the bloody pieces of gauze sticking out of the corners of his mouth. You huff and make eye contact with Steve in the backseat. "Okay, that's fine, " you say and drive to Dairy Queen and order a vanilla milkshake for Tony. You and Steve didn't want one. You continued to drive and tried to stay focused on the road. 

The scared from earlier had you overthinking about getting into a car crash. Although you probably had nothing to fear for yourself. Steve survived a plane crash and this was Tony's car that had an "anti-car crash" protocol. Your major concern was the people around you. If you did crash, who would you hurt or kill?

As Tony sipped on his milkshake, you stayed less focused on Tony and more focused on the road.  On the way home, the effects of the drugs he was put under and his mind, great and imaginative began to shake hands and meet. And with that, Tony asked silly questions and made silly theories about how he was sure Bucky had a twin brother named Sebastian.

He also had moments of intense mood swings. He went to giggling and blabbering on about pigeons and then he'd sob at the thought of them all dying. He had moments of genius when he'd think about the project he's has waiting for him at home, thinking about the mathematical equation he couldn't crack, it all came to him now, and soon after that stroke of pure genius, came another wave of sobs for no apparent reason. 

You smiled at Steve, who was in the back, recording him discreetly and sending it to Sam and Bucky. But, little did he know that with each video he sent of Tony being high, they added it to a small movie of clips of Tony looking like an idiot. To which they would play for Tony (and the entire team) when he sobered up.

You pulled into the Avengers Mansion parking lot and parked in your designated spot for your car. "Tony, don't try and get out yourself. You'll trip over air, " you say and hurry to the other side of the car with Steve, who assisted you in carrying Tony inside and straight to his room. Tony argued and insisted that he needed to go to his lab and work on his projects. Both you and Steve told him he needed to rest and sleep off the laughing gas.

While Steve wasn't ready for it, Tony slapped his stomach with the back of his hand, hard. Steve groaned and hunched over. You looked over at Steve concerned, not knowing that Tomy had pulled that stunt. Tony took that moment to try and escape. But, not only was he stumbling and slow in his medicated state, but he also ran right into Pepper's chest. She too knew that he needed to rest. She told Tony firmly, like she was scolding a child, that he needed to rest.