WARNING: The following text might countain a slight amount of silliness.
A long, long, long time ago when man first roamed Earth, he did not feel a slightest bit of love, compassion or attraction to the opposite sex. Man and women were hostile and kept to themselves respectively, only to bump into each other occasionally, thus causing the offset of accidental reproduction. Also, man and woman then did not love or show emotion, only to wear a mask of poker wherever they went.
One day however, an alien spaceship from a nearby planet happened to be cruising by planet Earth and exploded due to it’s lack of adaptability with Earth’s nitrogen rich atmosphere. Shrapnel of the foreign spaceship along with bodily fluids and charred body parts of the aliens rained Earth; even onto the pioneering homo sapien’s head.
A piece of fried intestine landed right atop the first man’s head and this chain of events can be credited for the first headwear that existed. Have I mentioned about the alien fluids that also showered both man and woman? Well, this is the most important part of my theory because this is where emotion and love was birthed.
You see, these bodily fluids consisted of an alien substance that were somehow magnetic. The fluids came in seven colors: Red, Blue, Yellow and the remainder four colors of the rainbow. They successfully seeped into the pores of man, woman, child, child, child, child, and child. This caused an attraction between two humans which received the same ‘colored’ fluids. This reaction is now known as love.
As time passed, humans kept bumping into each other and accidentally reproducing until a match of love was born. For example, a green man would fall for a green woman (the product of a blue parent and yellow parent). Do not get confused for when I refer to the human of colors, I am merely referring to the color of their alien liquid, not their skin color.
So, when you feel ‘love’ it’s probably the alien magnetism attracting you to that particular person, that is why when you get too close to someone physically, you tend to have a hard time separating, just like how magnets work.
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I'm sorry, it sounds sillier after I've typed it out lol. I guess that's how things are sometimes when you translate thoughts into words.
I hope you all are doing good and thank you for reading! :) I'm open to any ideas or constructive critisism.
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