(Hunter is actually being slightly inappropriate? Well, I'm still within my rules. There will be no sexy time for these boys today)
Horror: *eating a plastic bag*
Nightmare: You stop right now or I will beat your ass!
Horror: *grabs another plastic bag*
Dust: Would it kill me to eat a wooden chair?
Dream: But-
Dust: *grabbing Dream's ass* You do indeed have a nice butt.
Blue: I'm doing laundry, bring your dirty clothes over here.
Killer: *starting to undress* Well, if you insist.
Outer: I just got back from the vet and apparently my cat is pregnant.
Cross: Well, you two are about to have something in common.
Sci: *putting a couple of bracelets on Reaper* These should neutralize your death touch, I'm not sure how long they'll last though.
Reaper: You want to find out?~
Lust: *barging into Ink's room* I heard you were in need of nice models.
Ink: *confused* Wha- where did you? You know what, I'm not complaining, take a seat.
Classic: *fell asleep on Nightmare's reading chair*
Nightmare: Now where am I supposed to sit?
Dust: On my lap?
Nightmare: No horny! Naughty boys go in the timeout box.
Killer: Sure thing, Daddy.
Fell: I'm starting a science experiment.
Sci: That's Great! You're finally getting into the wonderful world of-
Fell: It's called 'How much dick can one person handle?' Would you like to be the main test subject?
Outer: *jumping up on the desk and blocking Error's view of the game*
Error: Fuck you
Outer: That's the idea
Classic: I'm too tired to be horny
Blue: That's not what you said last night
Geno: I need someone to choke me
Dream: Are you trying to get out in the timeout box?
Geno: Is not kinky if it's murder
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See ya, imaginary people
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Fanfiction(This book is completed, if you want more stuff there's a second one) just some one-shots of Undertale AU ships. I do not own any of these characters (unless state otherwise). I try to update twice a week.
