I've decided that since I can no longer focus enough for a full one-shot y'all get shitposts. Haha, suffer.
Dream: You know, my milkshakes are kinda famous around here.
Ink: How so?
Dream: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
Cross: *talking to a kid in a police officer costume*
Killer, high af: Is that the police? I'm calling the weed. *goes to the microwave*
Microwave: 420, what you smoking?
Dust: *Doing cartwheels in front of the police station*
Blue: Please don't arrest my husband, he's just a dumbass.
Dream: The power of
Nightmare: *growls*
Dream: The power of Christ compels you!
Nightmare: *snarls*
Fell: *drowning* HELP! I can't swim! I'm dying!
Sci: Stand up you idiot!
Dust: *standing in front of a burning building* The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
Pj: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Ink: What?
Pj: I love you.
Cross: *wearing all black and crying on a chaise lounge*
Nightmare: It was just a bagel!
Lust: My per rock died!
Nightmare: How does a rock die?
Error: Not Rocky!
Female Killer: *running up the stairs while holding her boobs* Tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy
Fresh: There's nothing gay about kissing the homies goodnight
Horror: Want to f*ck?
Dust: Sure, no homo though
Ink: What is wrong with all of you?!
Cross: A lot of things, would you like a list?
BOOM
Sci: I may have made a slight miscalculation
Epic: Bro, close your eyes. What do you see?
Fresh: Nothing bro.
Epic: That's my world without you bro
Fresh: Bro
Killer: Wouldn't it be funny is we like got married and had kids and had a nice house or something, that would be hilarious?
Nightmare: No.
Reaper: Hey, babe, what you got there?
Geno: Definitely not a voodoo doll I made of you to try and kill you while you're away, cause that would be preposterous
Blue: Nice spray bottle, you got a cat or something?
Dream: Nope, just a brother.
Lust: Sami-Nami nah. Eh eh Waka Waka I'm gay! Sami-Nami nah siah eriwa
Nightmare: I have crippling depression!
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That's all I got for now, see ya, imaginary people
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Sanscest One-shots (no lemons) (Requests Closed)
Fanfic(This book is completed, if you want more stuff there's a second one) just some one-shots of Undertale AU ships. I do not own any of these characters (unless state otherwise). I try to update twice a week.
