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"Uh, Patton?" 

"Yes kiddo?" Anxiety bit his lip

"I accidentally picked up your phone" He smiled

"Well, no harm done kiddo just hand it back and we'll switch" Anxiety explained

"I saw a few of the texts" Ah.

"To who?" He bit his lip

"Baby Boy" Oh dear. Patton fidgeted with his cardigan 

"What texts did you read?" Anxiety read it out again cringing 

"Meet me at 7:30 in the study  so I can make my Teacher inarticulate" Patton blushed when he saw the reply. YES SIR ;) Anxiety cringed while handing back the phone.

"Could you give back mine?" He nodded

"Yeah, oh and kiddo?"

"Yes?" Patton smiled embarrassed 

"Please hide your texts next time" Anxiety paled as he read the text from Roman

COME DOWN TO IMAGINATION AND I'LL SHOW YOU A WHOLE NEW WORLD. He blushed and ran to Imagination. Patton shouted

"Use protection!"

"DAD!"


later...

"Prince? Princey ?" He looked around "Pri -" He was pinned to the wall as Prince stole his breath, moving his legs around Prince's waist before pulling him away from the wall.

"Princey this isn't l - like you what...?" He couldn't talk coherently when Prince was seemingly draining the life out of him via his neck. He moved so they were lying down on top of something with him still making it hard for Anxiety to breathe properly.

"You... my fair consort... are entirely too beautiful!" Someone must have said something but he didn't care. he couldn't focus. 

"What is this?" Prince grinned while finishing creating the landscape, gesturing to the levitating carpet they were on.

"A whole new world..." Anxiety moaned when Prince punctuated the quote with a bite to his neck. "Just for us"


meanwhile with Logicality...

"Use protection!"

"DAD!" He shook his head, checking his phone he texted Logan 

I'M TELEPORTING NOW. DONT BE LATE BABY BOY <3 He arrived in the study to see Logic leaning against the wall reading.  Patton smiled and moved the book 

"You're early. Are you that eager Baby Boy?" He bit Logic's neck so he shivered

"Maybe i am Sir" A light chuckle

"Well..." He pushed Logic against the wall again "You'll have to do as you're told then..." Logic whimpered when Patton's fingers ghosted over the skin beneath his shirt, pinching slightly so he mewled. "Won't you?"


They stared at the screen, Anxiety breaking the silence

"What the hell?! that's what they think we do?!" Logic blushed

"We're nothing like that!" Patton smiled

"Awe my Cookie's blushing! Don't hide that face!" He hugged him closer to kiss his cheek.

"Patton!" He was smiling. Anxiety cringed

"Guys! too much fluff" Roman laughed

"Says the boy who doesn't mind being called Emo Kitten" He blushed

"Ro!"

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