Ineffable ~ Good Omens One Shots

Serpent Lover (fluff) [Gorgon Crowley x Ghoul Azi AU] -Ineffable Husbands-

A/N: I've been watching too much Supernatural.

"So... Crowley, we're going back to your place?" Azira asked, "This is only our second date."

"Oh... Oh angel I'm aware," Crowley said. He would have winked if he wasn't wearing sunglasses, but he was. Nobody could see his yellow serpent eyes with them on. He also liked the way he looked with them on.

"Well then," Azira sighed, "Wasn't exactly prepared for this."

"What is it, angel?" Crowley asked as he hoped the door of his Bentley.

Azira got in and said, "I've never spent the night with anyone before."

Crowley smirked. "So I'll be your first then."

"I suppose you will."

Crowley thought to himself, "Your last too."

He then closed the door. After that he sauntered to the driver's side and got in.

"So... Crowley, are you the one giving or receiving?"

"I'll play either role," Crowley muttered in response.

Azira asked, "Will it hurt?"

"Perhaps a little."

"Oh well I'm sure I'll like it anyways... Uhm where do you live?"

Crowley responded, "You'll see. It's not far from here."

In due time Crowley pulled up to his fairly large house. He walked inside with Azira.

"So you really like snakes..." Azira commented.

Crowley pinned him up against the wall and said, "I suppose I do."

Azira asked, "Do we have to make love now? I'm hungry."

He slipped out from under Crowley's arms. He then walked to the fridge.

Crowley slid in front of him before he could open it.

"Didn't we just eat?"

"I'm always hungry," Azira said, "Starving actually. Probably rather rude of me to want to go prowling through your fridge." He then licked his lips. "But you could offer me a little snack."

"I don't have much," Crowley said, "We can go back out."

Azira said, "We don't have to. I don't want to be bothersome."

"You're not," Crowley sighed, "You're rather lovely."

He then leaned in to kiss Azira.

"Oh Crowley... Your breath smells like cooked flesh. Eat a mint! That's no way to romance a man!"

Azira then reached into his pocket and pulled out a mint.

"Here."

"Ngh-" Crowley grunted as he popped it in his mouth. His pointed fangs stuck out a little.

Azira asked, "Can I have some bacon or- well I'm actually tasting sushi at the moment, would you happen to have any?"

Crowley said, "I'll see what I have. Go make yourself comfortable in the living room."

Azira walked off to the living room and plopped down on the couch.

Soon Anthony walked in with a sandwich.

"Here, this is what I have."

Azira took a bite of the sandwich and chewed the mystery meat.

"Crowley! This is delicious!"