Ineffable ~ Good Omens One Shots

Holy (lemon)

A/N: Hi, it's your notably ace author about to write you a steamy chapter because I haven't updated like I should and honestly spicy chapters usually get more reads. So if this stuff makes you uncomfortable, please skip it. Also forgive me if this is absolute shit, especially since it's not my thing for multiple reasons. May delete this chapter later too.

Aziraphale smiled softly at Crowley, who had a slight blush on his cheeks as they walked to the bedroom of the bookshop. He could see the way his demon's heart exploded for him. The two of them had decided that they were ready for something more.

"Angel, how are we going to do this?" Crowley asked as he pushed his bedroom door open. This earned a slight reaction from Aziraphale.

"Well Crowley, if we make a point to do so we can do it like humans," Aziraphale said as he let his eyes drift down to Crowley's crotch, "But you already seem to have figured that out."

Crowley smiled softly and sighed, "I know that angel. What I'm saying is- well I don't know how to word this."

The angel strutted through the door and sat on his bed.

"Don't worry my dear, I don't care about your preferences for pleasure."

A deep blush rose to the demon's cheeks. He sat down beside Aziraphale, nodding as he said, "I'd like to try to make you feel good. Please let me do things to you."

Aziraphale kissed him softly as Crowley began to pin him to the bed.

"Not too fast now Crowley."

Another kiss was shared between the two lovers. This one was more deep, more passionate, more intimate. The two were needy for each other.

Crowley felt around for all of Aziraphale's soft curves, before unbuttoning his angel's vest and shirt. From there kisses were placed all over Aziraphale's top half.

At this point Aziraphale was hesitantly trying to slip Crowley's shirt off.

"Don't worry angel. I'll get that for you."

To Aziraphale's shock, all of Crowley's clothes but his underwear had been miracled off. The two smiled at each other before Crowley went back to kissing all over Aziraphale. Sometimes when Crowley found just the right spot on Aziraphale's neck, he'd hear a soft moan from his angel.

It was a lovely moan but Crowley knew there was better. He tugged down Aziraphale's pants, only to discover his angel wasn't wearing anything underneath.

"You should have said something, angel. I hope I'm not going too fast."

Aziraphale blushed and said, "I want this. Please Crowley, make me feel good."

That broke Crowley inside. He couldn't hold himself back.

"Okay Aziraphale, I will."

Aziraphale grabbed the hems of Crowley's underwear, pulling them down. "Give me something to be excited about too."

Crowley nodded and sighed, "Now I'm not experienced at all."

"First time for both of us, Crowley. Relax, you don't have to be perfect, you just have to be the wonderful person I love. You're more than what I could ever ask for."

Crowley kissed Aziraphale passionately then whispered, "I'll try to."

Aziraphale grabbed Crowley's hand and began to suck on two of his fingers. Once he finished he said, "I've read a few books, I know what I'm doing."

Crowley slowly nodded as he sighed, "I do too. Turn around."

Aziraphale did so, adding a little emphasis on his position. He moaned as Crowley placed a finger inside of him. The next finger was more of a yelp.

"Angel, I have to get you nice and stretched."

Aziraphale adjusted to the feel of Crowley's fingers. It was different than what he thought it would be like, but definitely a likeable sensation. He let Crowley stretch him in a comfortable manner.

"Hey Crowley, whenever you're ready I think I can handle something more."

Crowley took his fingers out of Aziraphale, which made the angel whine.

"Shh, Aziraphale I'm just getting ready," Crowley whispered as he repositioned Aziraphale. He loved feeling every single one of his angel's smooth curves. He loved looking down at the angel on his back, staring up at him softly, just as much as he did feeling him.

Aziraphale begged, "Please Crowley, I want you!"

Crowley kissed Aziraphale as he lined himself up.

"As you wish, mon ange."

Aziraphale could feel Crowley thrust into him, which made him moan loudly. He clenched around Crowley's dick and cried, "That- fuck- owe, keep going make me feel better!"

Crowley began to thrust back and forth, feeling Aziraphale become less tense as he went on. He could hear it too, Aziraphale was moaning Crowley's name like there was no tomorrow. That was until he cried, "Crowley my stomach- it- something just!"

He moaned loudly as he hit his peak. It felt terrible, yet wonderful to him.

"Me too angel!" Crowley moaned as he released inside Aziraphale. The two were hardly able to control their selves. They could hardly stand the feeling of such closeness. It was ineffable.

Crowley loved seeing Aziraphale so pleased. It was a wonderful sight to see him so amazed, especially after he finished his high.

He pulled out of Aziraphale and laid beside him.

"Crowley, that was lovely. We'll have to do it again sometime."

A smile was plastered on Aziraphale's face. He could feel the love radiating off of Crowley. He pecked Crowley's cheek and whispered, "Thank you."

Crowley hugged Aziraphale and said, "No, thank you angel. I love you so much."

"I love you too Crowley."

A/N:

This is for 1.69K votes. Also thank you for so many reads. I lose it every day over the amount of reads.