A/N: the beta readers (well kind of like beta readers) liked this so far. I'm posting it here. I'll post a chapter a day. If you're really interested in what happens this book is also being updated as it's own book.
I usually update twice a day. I'm currently working on chapter seven.
Now this is going to be very triggering to some people. Be warned. Okay big Trigger Warning time. If there's something I need to TW that I forgot, tell me please.
TW: religion, religious shunning, religious cults, homophobia, depression, suicidal thinking, suicidal action, and abandonment.
The camera was pointed at Azira Phale. He was stuck in a situation, which wasn't particularly enjoyable.
One of the Elder Guard asked, "Is Anthony Crowley a homosexual?"
Azira stared at the Elder Guard. He responded, "I'm not completely sure. I've never asked. I just assumed he's like everyone else. He's my best friend."
"Are you a homosexual?"
"I am not."
24 Hours Ago
Azira laughed softly as he felt Anthony kiss his neck.
"Oh, Antony, that - that tickles! I'm ticklish!"
Anthony looked up at him. "I know you're ticklish. That's not bad," he said, then returned to kissing Azira's neck.
"This is... This is wrong Anthony."
"If this is wrong then I don't want to be right."
Azira smiled and kissed him. "Get on with it then."
Now
"Do you know if Anthony has ever done something intimate outside of mating season?"
Azira said, "I do not know."
"Have you ever done something intimate outside of mating season?"
"I have not. Not even in the slightest."
"That's what we like to hear, Azira. Just a few more questions."
Azira smiled and said, "Go ahead. I'm ready."
The next question asked was, "Have you ever seen Anthony engage in any homosexual behavior?"
Azira responded, "He has listened to some music from a band called Queen. I believe their lead singer was a homosexual. At least that's what I've heard. I dismissed it though, until now I did not believe listening to music could make you a homosexual. I suppose music that is ungodly can do anything to you now."
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