Ineffable Stories

Crowley and Aziraphale part ways after Crowley finally admits his feelings for the angel. But it would be naive to think the two beings could simply stay out of each other's way, when it's so obvious (and canon!) that they like each other. Some even suggest they're in love. - - - a silly little fix-it-story as a fast way to cope with the ending to the second season. originally uploaded in august 2023, entire rewrite in late 2025 / early 2026. not my cover art.

2026. Aziraphale, morose d'une vie sans attrait au Paradis, apprend que Crowley a été fait prisonnier par l'archange Michael et le Metatron. Pour l'annihiler. Mais Aziraphale aura-t-il le courage de mettre un terme à la vie de son compagnon, et par la même occasion à cet amour croissant depuis 6000 ans ? Pendant ce temps, Crowley, qui a vécu à la librairie avec Muriel ces trois dernières années, est terrorisé à l'idée de revoir Aziraphale. Oui, bon, désolé.e, je suis nul.le pour les intros, mais c'est vraiment bien, hein ? Et c'est drôle, et gnagnagna, et gnagnagna... Oh, et, pour être honnête, étant athée, je n'ai que des notions réduites, ou du moins basiques, de la religion chrétienne. Et encore une chose, j'apporte ma propre personnalité dans les leurs, bien que j'essaye vraiment d'être pertinent.e. Et je fais des monologues entre eux, basés sur mes propres analyses de leur relation, de la série, tout ça. ET AUSSI, il y a quelques headcanons, découlant du fait que je connaisse pas grand-chose en religion chrétienne, mais j'essaye quand même de rester fidèle à l'œuvre et à la religion... Par conséquent, si vous êtes croyant.e, ne vous offusquez pas, mais éclairez-moi si vous avez des choses à me faire remarquer, ou à compléter, ou à corriger :) Voili voilou 😊👍 TW : Évocation de tentative de suicide Évocation d'agression sexuelle Évocation (minuscule mais quand même présente) de drogue Évocation de mutilations corporelles Malgré que cette histoire ne soit pas classée mature (du moins pas encore), il y a certaines scènes peut-être un peu crues, je suppose :)

(Per chi è Italian* o non parla l'inglese, nel mio profilo potete trovare la versione italiana della storia!) Hi everyone! If you're here from TikTok after seeing my video: glad I managed to catch your attention, and I hope you will enjoy this fanfiction about our ineffable husbands! (I'm assuming that if my video showed up on your For You page, you already know what this is about haha.) And if you're one of my followers: welcome <3 thank you so much for your support, and I hope you'll like the story! If you just stumbled upon this by chance, here's a quick intro so you know who you're dealing with: I'm a 27-year-old Sicilian girl with a big love for music, TV shows, and anime. This is a fanfiction based on the tv show Good Omens. If you know it, you instantly have my respect. (And if you want more Good Omens or tv shows/anime content, you can follow me on TikTok: The_ineffable_girl *angel-wing emoji*.) If you don't know the show, I seriously recommend watching it. In my opinion, it's one of the most beautiful tv show ever made! (Also, you wouldn't understand this fanfiction at all, so... yeah, go watch it first haha.) In any case, just know that this fanfic isn't very long (barely ten chapters) and there are no spicy/hot or NSFW scenes (maybe a bit of romance here and there). I chose to focus more on the idea of family, so if you're a minor or reading in public, don't worry, it's totally family-friendly! I'm sorry if there are any grammar or syntax mistakes. Since I'm Italian, English isn't my first language. Huge thanks to Sally from @goodomensitaly (go follow the page on IG and TikTok), my dear friend Andrea (who also created the beautiful cover for this story, follow her on TikTok too), and @heohl (follow her on IG) for being my beta readers! That's all, I won't keep you any longer... enjoy the story and HAPPY READING!

It's baby Eden's very first Halloween and Crowley is so excited! He can't wait to show his angel the costume he picked for himself and Eden.

Hi I wrote this draft like three years ago at age thirteen and never did anything about it and now season three is on the way and it's pointless so im just gonna publish this chapter as it is and yeah. -- Idea so that i dont forget: crowley and aziraphale's first kiss wasn't the one we saw at the end of S2, they've been actually stealing kisses from each other for centuries. post season two she/they muriel crowley helps muriel with the shop

This short story is inspired by what I saw lately on instagram and other social media related to Good Omens' season 3 and its BTS, particularly, my creative flair was stimulated by the page @tennantism on instagram (love that page with both my body and soul I swear-) (also posted on ao3!!) In this one shot, Crowley's still dealing with the sense of emptiness that seems to be haunting him ever since Aziraphale left him for Heaven. While he tries to handle his contrasting feelings, something unexpected happens. Someone, a familiar face enters the bookshop, and meets his gaze. And perhaps, this time a nightingale might be singing in Berkley Square.

(set after the Apocalet'snot) Crowley, in a fit of drunkenness, confesses his feelings for Aziraphale. It doesn't go down very well. In fact, it goes about as badly as it could've gone, and before Aziraphale could even try to process his (already given) response, Crowley is gone; vanished into thin air. So, in a very Aziraphale-like manner, Aziraphale does nothing for a while, taking it all in. And then he panics.

I just recently watched Good Omens, and my brain decided to brain, so I made these...

Y/n is back in Soho, running their seasonal shop for Autumn just around the corner from A.Z Fell and Co. which just so happens to be the place where their angelic best friend resides and works. Come along for the journey as y/n makes new friends and discovers new and wonderful secrets. *Will be spoilers for season two*

Aziraphale furnished him with what was a somewhat lovely single malt Scotch, which Crowley wasted by swallowing down until it burned his throat. "Dagon. You have Dagon in your shop. Aziraphale, my oldest and best enemy, I go away for just a few decades, and you summon my line manager? You-you-" Aziraphale looked a little guilty. ***** Crowley finds out that perhaps napping for a century isn't completely without consequences. One of the consequences is apparently finding himself courting an angel who is incomprehensibly attached to the Lord of the Files and Master of Torments. Love is a worse torment than even Dagon could dream up. NOTES: The first three chapters of this were posted in some form or other in my Good Omens shorts book, but it's getting long enough to need its own book. If you're looking for new content, jump to chapter 4.

Five times Crowley and Aziraphale were mistaken as lovers, starting in the Garden of Eden. And one time they didn't deny it. Good Omens Ineffable Husbands 5+1 Things fic, pure sappy fluff and humour this time. No angst, I promise. But plenty of kissing. Crowley/Aziraphale

Aziraphale has gone much too slow for Crowley, who has waited patiently for 6,000 years...

Welcome, angels, demons, humans, riders of the apocalypse, entities of darkness or light...and I think that's covered everyone. Welcome to this roleplay! I don't know what more to say. Please stay. I don't know why I rhyme, I'm just made that way. Want me to stop, you'll have to pray. I will stop, Okay okay. Sorry, I went off on a tangent. Anyway, welcome to this roleplay!

It's Christmas and Aziraphale and Crowley are determined to still celebrate the holiday even as Eden still recovers from her terrible wounds from The War.

Good Omens fanfiction. Post-apocalypse. Aziraphale has received an offer to come back to Heaven, but before he can explain his intention to Crowley, the demon goes running. Aziraphale finds him and tries to explain himself and comfort his friend. Hurt/comfort, angst, romance. One-Shot.

EYUP So I've decided to write a new one shots book for the billionth time Anyone who's read any of my previous stuff will know that updates are gonna be few and far between so be prepared for THAT just a collection of stories abt silly goofy celestial beings :) I DONT OWN GOOD OMENS OR THESE CHARACTERS ITS ALL OWNED BY THE LOVELY NIEL GAIMAN

6,000 years ago, a demon fell for an angel. After the Apocalypse doesn't happen, he remembers six millennia of tentative friendship, daring rescues and growing love. Now there may not be any reasons left not to be in love. If you've read any of my other Ineffable Husbands fic, you probably know what to expect: pining, kissing, history, bickering, humour, angst, lust, music, poetry, ridiculously expensive hotels, Dagon being Crowley's line manager, and a happy ending. Art (including my cover) by the wonderful loni_caprifolicum and Tamsly, made especially for this fic for Good Omens Big Bang 2019. Please respect their ownership of their art.

Some Good Omens one-shots I wrote on a whim

A series of oneshots of our favorite ineffable pair of idiots. There will be stories of all kinds. Past inspired, my own imagination of the second coming adventure, the aftermath and cozy couple life. Probably some angst stories also, maby some steamy ones even... I write this with two intentions: help me cope with the waiting for Good Omens 3, and practice my English. It is not my first language and I am trying to self-learn it. I am so very sorry in advance for my grammatical faults and lack of vocabulary. All these characters here depicted are not mine, they are characters from the Amazon Prime series Good Omens. (I haven't read the book so it would be all series inspired)

Yavana Rookwood was just a child when she learned she was different. She'd only ever heard about witches and wizards from books, but after starting her inevitable seven years at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, she learns that the real world goes way beyond the tales from her storybooks. | Harry Potter | George Weasley x OC