Ineffable ~ Good Omens One Shots

Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- Chapter Seven: Close Your Eyes

A/N: TW: The normal ones + mild sexy scene which is a flashback so you can skip it. It starts at A Year Ago and ends at Monday + suicidal thinking + mentioned rape + mentioned pedophilia + throwing up + extreme torture + stabbing. Why do I write all this heavy stuff? If this gets me kicked off wattpad because of this I'm going to AO3. Also this whole book is much better if you listen to Hozier's Take Me To Church. If you're not listening to that song right now, you're wrong.

Actually here's my music of choice for writing. This is what I play while writing. Take a listen if you wanna. Some songs I skip (like stuff by 5SOS and B.o.B and Rixton and the like even though some of the like songs I bop to)

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=RDF90Cw4l-8NY

H̶o̶z̶i̶e̶r̶ s̶a̶y̶s̶ g̶a̶y̶ r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶s̶ b̶a̶b̶e̶y̶!

Sunday

"There's only a week, friends," Gabriel said as he paced the stage, "We'll be in a better place. The best place. Now, during todays service you'll draw a number. Children twelve and under will be under the same number as their mother, and you mothers will need to specify how many young children you have. Thirteen and older draw their own number. The method of exit is simple. You will have a simple paper cup with honey in it. Eat it- or do you drink honey? -Consume it some how. That honey will have a tiny bit of cyanide in it. You won't taste it, but it will be there and provide a proficient exit. Now the numbers just determine what order you'll receive and consume your honey in. Next Sunday we'll all meet in the basement. That's it. Any questions?"

A few hands raised throughout the crowd.

"Yeah I thought there'd be questions..." Gabriel said. He smiled and straightened his posture. All the questions were answered in a calm fashion.

Azira was sitting in the audience. He tugged at the cross necklace that hung around his neck. It was a wooden necklace he had never took off before. He had been wearing it for at least four years.

It reminded him that the Lord was always with him.

A Year And Three Weeks Ago Exactly

"Oh- Anthony... The Lord is watching!"

Anthony looked to see Azira blushing. "Well I hope the Lord is enjoying watching this."

He grinded his hips against Azira. He kissed Azira's chest and neck. Slowly he worked his way down Azira's chest. He kissed the boy's soft hips and tummy. He pulled at the cross necklace.

Azira leaned against the wall of the church and moaned. "Anthony... Oh Anthony- I- oh this is sodomy!"

"Sweet sin," Anthony purred as he tugged at Azira's pants.

Azira cried out, "Like honey from the mouth of a serpent! I'll die for this deadly sin!"

"Then I will join you Azira!"

"Wait- uh Anthony... Can I ask something of you?"

Anthony looked up at Azira and said, "Ask away, dear."

"If I don't like it... Or it's uncomfortable... Or it hurts... Or- oh whatever... Could we stop?"

Anthony stood up and said, "Of course love."

He then kissed Azira's forehead and whispered, "But I believe this will be a wonderful thing. Just relax. Don't panic about it."

Azira smiled and said, "I'll try not to... Please me now, Anthony."