To: Moreepicthanyou@zmail.com
From: Bobpunchezu@moocow.net
Subject: I have an ePhone and you don't
Well I can read, but sometimes I just bother not to. And everybody is going to the hotel with the water slide, duh. It's called the "after-party". I think at about 11 a bunch of the people from the high school reunion are going too. You can meet my self proclaimed "sexy as Hell" brothers :)
But anywho, I saw you dancing with Pippa and the Asian on the dance floor a few minutes ago, if that could be categorized as dancing... I'm currently on the floor with John and Xavier because Gilly went with your very much not a priss sister to do their makeup, they said they'd be out in thirty minutes.
Misha is about to do a karaoke song about pancakes. Get ready for your mind to explode.
Oh and BTW every time I send an email from my ePhone it always has that. So don't bitch about because you DON'T have one.
-Alex
~ Sent from my ePhone
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