Idiots Stories

Lando Norris only had to survive one wedding. Instead, he woke up in Vegas... married to Oscar Piastri. His rival. His problem. His husband. What started as tequila-fueled chaos and a stupid bet is now very real-and very public. With no easy way out, they're forced to fake their way through a marriage neither of them wanted. But between the bickering, the tension, and a few too many almost moments... Pretending starts to feel a little too real.

"Who are you?" [MxM] Years ago, Syr Chansung and Lance Acride were just two boys surviving an abusive orphanage in Seoul, bound together by a promise they swore they'd never break. Then Syr was adopted. Now living under different names, Clark Bennett and Wade Fenton have spent years carrying the guilt of a promise left unfinished. One believes he abandoned the other. The other never stopped searching. When fate reunites them at Sideshore High, neither recognizes the person standing before them-not because they've forgotten, but because hope is far more terrifying than heartbreak. Weaved into an exceptional place, a foundation where the sea and the stars meet with a quiet surfaced longing. And when love, Is meant more than just falling. "The stars around my Scars,"

I'd rather look at every single one of my period blood clots than seeing your, probably uncircumcised, penis. © BRUISEDBLOOD off-campus / semi ― au ⟢ oc x dean di laurentis ⟢

𝜗ৎ Even One Beautiful Dream

She's his best friend's little sister. Which means she's completely off-limits. Charles Leclerc has always known one rule: don't cross the line with Pierre Gasly's sister. Especially not Gabrielle-the girl who's been nothing but trouble since the moment they met. Because they don't get along. They argue. They push each other's buttons like it's a sport. Until one night changes everything. What starts as tension turns into something neither of them can control-stolen glances, accidental touches, and a secret they can't afford to keep. She's forbidden. He's not supposed to want her. And if Pierre finds out... it's over. But the line between hate and love? They've already crossed it.

Itachi Uchihas story is one of the most devastating ones in all of anime history, hands down. I think we can all agree on that. To be honest, I am still sobbing. 💮 Now, Twenty years later, one Sarada Uchiha is grappling with her own place in ninja society. Two years have passed since the day Boruto was branded a traitor. No one remembered the truth, except for her, and she had no idea why she was the exception. Was it because of the Mangekyo? Slowly, the circumstances of Borutos disappearance were eating away at her. Just as she thought, she couldn't take it anymore, she was sent on a mission to the Land of Demons with her old teammate, Mitsuki. The same one, that hasn't spoken to her since Borutos disappearance. Of course, there they had to fight a fucking demon. Oh! And time travel was apparently very much possible. Follow Sarada into the madness. 💮 A/N: Naruto doesn't belong to me, it's Kishimotos. Please don't copy my work - it's a crappy move, OK? Thanks ;)

Lyra Blackwell is drowning in debt and fighting in underground rings to stay afloat. When SHIELD offers to erase her mother's medical bills in exchange for helping stop an alien invasion, she takes the deal and accidentally joins the Avengers. Between learning to control her powers and bonding with a ragtag team of heroes, Lyra discovers she's not the only dangerous thing in New York. There's a god with sharp eyes and sharper words. During the battle, they were enemies. After it, something far more complicated begins to take shape. But Lyra's life has always been built on secrets. Her powers don't match any known mutation. Her DNA scrambles every test Tony runs. And when the truth finally surfaces about the man she's believed dead her entire life, everything Lyra thought she knew about herself will shatter.

"your delulu." "I know" "Ur insane" "I know" "Ur-" "Jesus bro your grammar-"

New cover wooo! HOW IS THIS NUMBER 1 IN THE TAG SSUNDEE?!?!?! Anyways, thank you guys! --I do NOT post on Teenfic so if you get hacked or insulted or whatever you can do on that website, idk, don't blame me-- --Also get away, wierdo who copies me--

what happens when a simple offensive word turn into a huge ass fight?🤔😞 read to find out 🥰😍 (BTW THAT SATIRE DON'T FUCKING TAKE IT SERIOUS 💀😭) Photo is created by owner 1 🥰🥰

Takami Keigo is an English major in his third year of college crushing on Informatics major Todoroki Touya, his neighbor in the dorms first and second years. Keigo's been flirting with the dark-haired beauty for years, and Touya's turned him down every time. What's the harm in asking one more time when they meet up again in their shared History class the second day? Cross-posted on AO3

Basically people who are idiots normally during the Apocalypse

so these are just a bunch of random sasunaru ideas and if I get enough request I'll turn them into an actual book requests are open

Trevis is an inventor, world renowned for his creations. Little does everybody know, he made a creation himself. A book with a conscious character to bring his stories to life. So far, Trevis has been doing all the work, writing out the plot for the character to live through. He is sick of it! One fateful day, Trevis decides to get that lazy main character to finally do it himself, but things take a dark turn for the worse... I am entering this into the witw competition... It's exactly 2000 words 😰

Leah Sparks thought her life was just normal. That is, until she finds out the reason why she was beginning to have freaky and vivid dreams. Her whole world turns upside down as she discovers a brand new world of creatures that were hidden from the humans but still mentioned in different stories. She and her friends realize that humans aren't the only creatures in this world and not all of them are good.

What the title says. Tw: mentions of school

One-shots about Lila Rossi and Alya Cesaire from Miraculous being dense idiots and dumb bitches and ruining their lives and others. Requests are appreciated :)

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