"Baby, have you been using my makeup? My red lipstick and black eyeshadow ran out pretty fast lately. Even faster than the brown lipstick and gold eyeshadow I usually use..." Y/n said as she inspected her makeup kit. "Nope. Don't know what you're talking about, pumpkin" The Joker said, playfully slapped her butt. Weird Y/n kept her suspicious.
"Mister J, can I have a night out with y/f/n tonight?" Y/n asked from the bed "Be back before ten, got it?" J said, walked from the vanity to her, patting her head. "Yes, sir" She giggled before getting up, kissed his cheek.
Once y/n left the room, the clown's lips suddenly curved into a huge evil grin. He made his way back to the vanity, opened his girlfriend's makeup kit, annnddd here you are! Y/n's red lipstick and black eyeshadow. J smirked. Why use yours, when you can use your girlfriend's.
Mister J was too busy applying lipstick, y/n's lipstick he didn't notice y/n walked in the room. She giggled once she saw the scene in front of her, and decided to walked to him.
J saw y/n's reflection from the mirror, and actually forgot he was using her makeup for a few seconds hell he actually wondered why y/n had that smirk on her face. Then it hit him ohhh. The clown was caught in action.
"Sooo you've been using my make up" Y/n sneaked as she wrapped her arms around his waist from behind "Opps guilty" J chuckled and turned around, connecting his lips with y/n's. They were both drowned into passionate kiss for a while before J broke the kiss. He looked at her, and chuckled "That shade looks good on you, pumpkin" Y/n was confused for a moment before she realized her red lipstick from his lips was smeared on her. "What cha think, pumpkin. How about you go on a girl night out with your friends, with this shade instead of your favorite brown one as usual? This way people know who you belong to" J wrapped his arm around her neck, pulled her closer to his body. Y/n giggled before said "Sounds good to me, daddy"
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My Favorite Psychopath // Joker x Reader One Shots
FanfictionHi guys it's Beb aka jaredstartedajoke on Instagram. So I decided to write Joker x Reader one shots!! Requests are open. *This book contains explicit portrayals of violence, sex, rape in some chapters. *I own none of DC characters.
