Antagonist Dorohedoro One Shots

Turkey x Reader

"We'll set things off with something easy. We're going to start off with an apple pie." Turkey spoke.

Ebisu snickered.

"Well, all we know, is that (Y/n)'s cooking is going to burn the entire-"

A knife embedded itself near Fujita's foot, making him yelp.

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"First, we need to peel the skin off." Turkey said before (Y/n) sliced the apple to pieces, letting them fall to the floor.

"I said to peel it, not destroy it." Turkey said.

(Y/n) began to pick the pieces off of the floor.

"No, don't pick it up!" Ebisu yelled. Turkey sighed softly.

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"Next, we add the flour." Turkey poured the flour into the bowl.

"Now add a pinch of salt!" (Y/n) softly tossed the small pile of salt across the bowl. Most of it made it in.

"That's not a pinch..." Shin mumbled.

"And now we stir..." (Y/n) stirred the flour and salt.

"You didn't add water!" Noi yelled.

"And now we stretch the dough..." (Y/n) spun the dough around.

"(Y/n), you're not making a pizza!" Chota called out.

"And now add the apples..." (Y/n) put the unpeeled apples into the dough.

"You didn't peel them yet...?" En sighed, shaking his head.

"Well, that's the end of that." Shou mumbled.

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"Are you serious?" Turkey mumbled, looking at the perfect looking apple pie.

"No. That's impossible." Fujita muttered.

"It smells and looks good!" Ebisu said.

"I made sure to focus on that." (Y/n) softly smiled.

"You need to focus on all of it." Shin softly chopped (Y/n)'s head.

"Okay! Taste testing time!" She said, spreading her arms out a bit.

"En?"

The male softly choked on his wine.

"I-I just ate." He said, softly hitting his chest.

"Chota?"

The said male shook his head rapidly.

"My stomach's not feeling well today." He responded.

"Shin?"

The blond looked away.

"I'll kill you." He replied.

"Noi?"

The female shook her head.

"Sorry, but no. I ate earlier." She responded.

"Shou? Where is he?" The male wasn't anywhere in sight. "Uh... Fujita?" The male shook his head.

"N-No thanks!"

"Ebisu?"

"You want me to eat that?!"

Turkey sighed softly. He grabbed a fork and a knife.

"I suppose I'll have to try it, then."

Everyone in the room seemed to cringe.

Turkey cut a piece of the apple pie before lifting his mask up to the point his mouth showed. He took a bite.

Seconds later, Turkey dropped the apple pie.

"Oh, shit..." Shin mumbled.

Turkey seemed to yell out.

-

"This is your fault." Noi softly punched the back of (Y/n)'s head.

She laughed, softly scratching the back of her head.

"Yeah. I'll give him a kiss later."

Noi blinked.

"Huh?"