Danny Messer x Co-worker!Reader

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I got an idea when I was walking home from the library so here is my first au. *pulls party popper* I hope you enjoy this coffee shop au. 


You didn't mean to fall in love over post it notes, but you couldn't help it they were just so funny. You worked in a coffee shop, your boss Mac was out in the kitchen with Sid, Adam and Sheldon. He was balancing the books with Sid, Adam and Sheldon were making the deserts and other food items. Lindsay and Stella were the waitresses who went around making sure the café was running smoothly. You, Danny and Don were the baristas, although you mainly worked the register. You had a habit of writing funny orders or customers on post it notes and sticking them on the wall by the register where the customers couldn't see. You found it a good way of getting through the day, after a while someone with scribbled writing began adding them. Lindsay, your best friend wouldn't tell you who was adding post notes to the wall. Your writing was loopy and neat theirs was bolded.

Friday – Young 'hungover' girl with dark sunglasses ordered three double shot espressos. Drank all in ten minutes. I worry for her intake of caffeine.

Tuesday - Young mother, three kids under five. Stressed, ordered "world's strongest coffee." Said there's one called Death Wish. Her answer was "Yes please." Ordered a latte.

Wednesday - Old man spent half an hour staring at the menu another half staring at Lindsay's chest. Ordered a brownie, no coffee.

Monday – Middle age men, frat boy types. Asked if I was on the menu, said no. ordered iced coffee with strawberry flavouring. Danny and Don laughed at that.

Saturday – Old woman, (maybe 80). Called me sweetie a lot. Ordered six brownies, one mocha. When asked her secret to long life her answer was chocolate. She is now our hero.

Friday – Young frazzled woman ran in. Long order, fifteen coffees in total. All different orders. One wanted a pumpkin spice, when asked if it was hers, she said it was her fifty-year-old boss. Another was a unicorn iced coffee. Don's face – WTF look.

Tuesday – Young man spent all day in one seat, ate ten brownies, ten red velvet cupcakes, and drank at least twenty-five coffees. The list includes an Americano, Latte, Café au Lait, Macchiato and a Cappuccino. Don bets he will be up all night, Lindsay says he'll crash in the next two hours.

Monday – Mother and father came in with three kids, ordered a latte each and the mum wanted directions, dad said he didn't need them. Kids rolled their eyes and said that they needed the directions.

Wednesday  – Online order, fifty coffees. Who needs fifty coffees??? Turns out it was for the firefighters and other first aid responders. Mac said it was on the house. Don dropped the coffee he was making. Danny laughed.

Friday -  Delivery boy ordered nine coffees, drank three. Gave the others to some other customers who couldn't afford coffees for everyone.

Tuesday  - Young guy came in close to tears before closing and ordered two triple shot espressos, looks like someone procrastinated until the last minute.

You noticed Danny looking at the post its. You saw him add one. "So, you're the one who's been adding to it." He shrugged, "I thought it was cool and it was really funny to add new ones." You smiled. "Want to talk about them over a drink?" You offered. "Just as long as it's not coffee." You both laughed heading out together. 

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