Famous Quotes

Michael Clifford Quotes

"When Ashton first joined the band I convinced Calum and Luke that his middle name is chlamydia"

"Ashton asked me out on a date and I said 'No my playstation is more important than your feelings'" 

 "I'm a pretty big pizza enthusiast so I could talk about pizza all day if you want"

"I'm pringle. That's kinda like single but hungry" 

 "EVERYONE ELSE HAS FRIENDS HOW COME I DON'T"

 "I look like a pretty girl. SELFIES"

"The best advice you can be given is 'stop being so sh*t'" 

"Halloween is the day I wish I had boobs the most"

 "I love waving at random people, because for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you you were."

"For my birthday, I want everyone to grab someone else's butt." 

"My celebrity crush has just recently birthed. It's Leonardo DiCaprio, WOW" 

"Wait, wait. There's a dinosaur over there"

"Wait do I need to dye my pubes blue if I dyed the hair on my head blue???"  

"Turn and look the other way while Luke walks in it'll be so funny oh god I'm gonna piss myself wow that's a good one"    

"no Luke don't put the salad bowl on your head again"  

"What is a Michael Clifford"  

"I asked for Alicia Keys but instead we got Calum"  

"We usually hide Luke in a closet and feed him cabbage when he starts to cry but that's it"  

"I only give blowjobs to Luke on weekdays because i'm not a slut"  

"My lips are huge, I'm Mangelina Jolie."

"It's unbelievable how you can effect someone so deeply and never know."

"I do what I want - I'm punk rock."

"Sorry Calum, I can't hear you over the sound of your ego."

"Let's play Titanic, you be the iceberg and I'll go down."

"Wearing pink underwear. Today is going to be fabulous."

"And a one, two, Scooby doo!"

"You have to eat your phone."

"You want a completely serious answer? Will Smith."

"My basic life philosophy is Harry Potter."

"Just because the rose died on the vine, doesn't mean it lied to you when it was in bloom."

"Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping"

"If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it."

"It's a  damn good day to be alive."

"The only time I'll ever be the little spoon is if I'm crying."