Vibe City; dream smp x reader

No balls you won't

(Y/n)'s P.o.v

"Koolaidddd!! He's taking foreverrr!" I whined.

Koolaid put her hands in her face with her head down. Her striped raccoon tail drooped. She was fed up with my impatience.

Your probably wondering how I got here, well I tweeted at Techno to play Minecraft hunger games with me. I tweeted it so he couldn't say no, but he said no anyway. Thus leading me to spam the shit out of him and saying 'no balls! You won't' then he said yes.

Now I'm swaying in my chair with a stuffed bunny on my lap being bored because he's taking forever to come on. My therapist Koolaid is helping me or just listening to me complain.

The discord notification rung! Finally! Techno texted me that he's getting on. I quickly got on Minecraft and decided not to stream today. He already started a call and I joined.

"Hulloo," Techno says, he was less monotoned.

"What's popping, goin' on hypixel?" I asked.

"Yes I'm coming," Techno says.

We both went on the server and found each other. The piggy boi smiled at me and pat my head. I smiled, and was about to stream. Clicking the twitch broadcast button and letting the viewers flood in. Minecraft hunger games started!

No one's P.o.v

The two stood on the podiums and chanted for blood and death. The count down started and they were released from the podium.

Techno and (Y/n) ran to the middle of the center. They looted the chests and got things like gold or iron armor, swords, and bread.

A player was coming behind Techno as he getting loot from the chest. (Y/n) came behind him and stabbed the player, the player went running off and (Y/n) chases after them.

"Oh there was someone trying to kill me." Techno says. He kept looting the chests.

"VERNUT'SYA ZDES', SUKA!! VASHA GONNA POLUCHIT' NOVUYU PECHAT', CHTOBY PRICHINIT' MOYEGO MLADENTSA!!" (Y/n) screamed in Russian like a defensive mechanism.

"Oh god the communist is back." Techno says with a lazy smile.

"She's always been here Peppa pig!" (Y/n) shouts.

She killed the player with a few stabs and they puffed in clouds. She looted the chest and found nothing that good with a flower. (Y/n) took the flower and ran back to Techno. She stood in front of Techno holding out a pink Minecraft flower, (Y/n) smiled brightly. Techno looked at her confused then looked down at the flower. He slowly reached out and took the flower from her hands. He smiled down at it and shook his head, the flower was put in his other hand where a shield would go. (Y/n) jumped around happily and went to go kill some more innocent players.

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TIMESKIP: a few minutes or so

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The two were still in the middle guarding it and killing players who would try to attack them or come near the middle. A group of players came rushing towards the middle, there was about four of them at least. Let the battle begin!

Techno's P.o.v

A group of people came to the center. I pointed to one side and the other, signaling that Yumeiro would fight that end and I would fight this end. She got the message and ran brutally about to kill them.

I held up a sword and a fishing pole. I stabbed a player and another came for me, I started to kill that person. The other one getting away. I brought them back to me by using the fishing pole. The line wrapped around their body and rushed at me. I sliced them as they came at me.

There was still the other person, I just have to kill this guy and I would go back to help Yumeiro. I ate a few potatoes to regain my hearts, then swung my sword at the person a few times. They died and poofed into a chest.

No wonder why Yumeiro likes hunger games so much, she's out for blood. My heard darted at Yumeiro. She was getting ganged up on by four people. I sprinted towards her and raised my sword up, clashing swords with the other person trying to kill her.

"YESS!! PEPPA PIG!!" Yumeiro yelled with a smug smirk. My face felt hot and I focused back on the battle.

I killed the person trying to get her, they poofed into a chest. I swung my sword at the other person, they hit me with an axe causing some scratches and bleeding. After a couple of hits and eating some more potatoes I walked back over to Yumeiro who just had killed off the other people.

Yumeiro ran her fingers around my scratches and brought out a healing potion that she saved. Yumeiro felt soft and had cold hands, if I'm being honest I wanted more of it.

We were teleported away from each other and sudden death was about to start.

(Y/n)'s P.o.v

Sudden death took action and I was about to be as brutal as ever!

There were three players not counting Techno and I. Two of the players sprinted to each other wanting to kill. Techno and I ganged up on the one player, he demolished them during the 2v1. The other one left who killed off the other player.

The last two players are Techno and I. We circled around each other for a few times, I pulled my mask down to cover my full face. I swung back my axe and laid it on my shoulder. I sprinted at him and swung my axe down at him, I didn't make a mark because Techno blocked my hit with a spare shield he found. We kept secrets from each other because I kept golden apples.

Techno swung at me with his sword. I moved my body to dodge it, I only got a scratch on my cheek. I pearled behind him and slashed him with my axe. Things were getting bloody now. Techno tried to swing at me a couple of times which did make a few marks on me. Techno was beating my ass so I ate some golden apples to help my health. He did the attack during the pet war, he swept his leg under mine and made me trip and grabbed the collar of my shirt. Techno unstrapped my mask, my eyes widened then I smirked into a mellow expression. He looked uncertain and embarrassed? I was dropped into the lava.

"AAAAAAAAA!!!" I screamed and plopped into the lava. The golden apple started to wear off and I died.

"BLOOD!!" Techno yelled. We laughed together and the round ended.

"Well that was fun!" I said meeting back up with him in the lobby. He stood in front of me.

"We should do it again sometime," Techno says. A smol smile on his face, that's rare.

"Ayup, imma go to bed cause I got nothing else to do. Laters!" I did a peace sign and left the call cutting off his bye. We both ended up leaving the game and I went to my comfy bed with my body begging for me to sleep. My head hit the pillow and I fell asleep in a little dream about Pig and I!

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Authors note: Russian translations-

"GET BACK HERE BITCH!! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A NEE SPLEEN FOR HURTING MY BABY!!"