Don't bully the muffin!

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No one's P.o.v

Tommy and Philza were just annoying Bad by swearing a lot and trying to see how he worked.    Bad's phone buzzed with the discord notification.

"Oh wait a minute," Bad says.

"Are you texting your girlfriend Badboyhalo?" Tommy asks. Gaining giggles from Philza and himself.

"No, Yumeiro is texting me." Bad says.

"Yeah your girlfriend." Tommy says.

"She's not my girlfriend, she's a friend!" Bad says in defense. Even though those words made his heart crumble a little. The two kept swearing and teasing him.

Yumeiro:

What's popinnn

Badboyhalo:

Hello ^_^

Yumeiro:

Are you on the smp? ^^

Badboyhalo:

Yes with Tommy

Yumeiro:

Ight I have something for you on there

Badboyhalo:

Okay join vc 2

Bad was at his home that Skeppy made for them while Tommy was in the nether mining. They continued to swear and ask Bad random questions. (Y/n) joined the discord while the notification noise went off.

Yumeiro joined the game

"Hey woman!" Tommy greeted.

"Hello," Philza says.

"Yumeiro you said you have something for me?" Bad asks.

"Oh yeah! I do! Where are you?" (Y/n) says. She went into the cafe and went to a chest. She pulled out a cake, it was the first one that (Y/n) made on the server.

"What?" Tommy says.

"I'm at my home," Bad says.

(Y/n) held the cake in her arms and presses the button to the gate. She walked the prime path to the mansion. The boys talking in the background as she walked. (Y/n) looked at the big mansion in front of her, Bad stood in front of her. He ran up to her and hugged her, (Y/n) hugged back. Bad lifted up her in the air and twirled around with (Y/n) in his arms. They both giggle and Bad out her down.

They walked inside of the house and (Y/n) placed the cake on the table. Bad seemed happy with the cake.

(Y/n)'s P.o.v

"You reckon you'd ever had kids, Badboyhalo?" Tommy asks.

I sat at the table with Bad, he wanted to the split the cake rather than have it all to himself. He is such a sweet muffin! The wholesome people must be protecc!

"No! I'm not saying..." Bad drifted off with his words. He came back with two forks and gave me one.

"I'm getting the read that you hate kids." Tommy says.

"NO!" Bad yells. I reached over the table and patted his head while ruffling his hair. Bad calmed and cuddled into my hand.

"Cause whenever I swear you go 'language' but whenever Philza does you go 'oh Philza.'" Tommy says his voice getting higher to mock Bad.

"Child, Bad could have his reasons." I said. I cut out two slices of cake for Bad and I. Dipping my fork into the soft spongy cake. Taking the soft cake and chewing it, savoring the flavor. I ate it like a savage animal because it was tasty.

"Philza hasn't sweared during this conversation." Bad says.

"Phil." Tommy says.

"Fuck." Philza says blankly. The child's and I laughed, his raspy pitchy laughed overlapped my high pitch wheezy laugh. Philza joined in the laughter.

"HEY! I'm not saying that swearing is never called for. I'm just saying that I'd personally choose not too." Bad says. He pouted and looked down at his cake. Tommy sighed.

"Don't take this personally, I just think your moron. Swear! Swear my friend, please. Just let it out." Tommy says.

"Bullyinnit!" I said, the child complained at me.

"No!" Bad says. He refused to swear, I put the strawberry's of the cake on the his plate since they were the best piece of the cake. He smiled at me sweetly, I swear I got get diabetes from this because hE'S SO FUCKIN SWEET!!

"He just wants to see the real Badboyhalo." Philza says.

"I wanna see the real Bbh!" Tommy says

"I don't swear even when I'm off stream, it's not just like on stream. I don't swear!" Bad says.

"The commitment is stronger than my past relationships." I said jokingly. Tommy and Philza bursted out laughing. Bad looked concern and empathic.

No one's P.o.v

Bad took a strawberry off his plate and held his fork up to (Y/n). She looked at the strawberry then back at him. (Y/n) smiled and ate the strawberry off the fork, Bad's faced flushed with red. His heart was pumping out of his chest.  (Y/n) being here somehow made it better for him.

"You've never sworn?" Tommy asked.

"I'm not saying that," Bad says, he leaned his head on his palm.

"Oh shit, if I search up Badboyhalo swearing compilation?" Tommy says.

The child looked up a video of Bad 'swearing' when he just said Bucket instead of Fucking. (Y/n) knew how this was gonna annoy the little muffin so she scooted her chair next to his and held his hand. Bad was frowning and holding her hand, he brought the back of (Y/n)'s hand up to his lips and left it there. She didn't question it.

"I heard it!" Philza laughs.

"Badboyhalo! You've got some explaining to do!" Tommy says with a surprised grin.

"Tommy, you still haven't told me whether you liked the statue I built." Bad says in a calm yet scary tone.

"Awhh you built a statue for him little Muffin? That's nice!" (Y/n) smiled, she lit the mood a little.

"Okay we struck a nerve." Tommy says.

"We did." Philza says.

"Yeah we did, okay, sorry. The statue's very good!" Tommy says.

(Y/n) spent the rest of the day with Bad and going around being wholesome. They would run into the child, he asked his strange questions to Bad. (Y/n) got off of the smp and played a few games of bed wars with Honey.

Bad was feeling flustered and was walking around with the child near his base. His hands in his pockets.

"Let's talk about women, is Yumeiro your girlfriend?" Tommy asks.

"Tommy! What are these questions?!"

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