Festival chaos pt 1

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(Y/n)'s P.o.v

It's the Manburg festival today bois, and I'm streaming it. Wooo!! Any I got the stuff in my inventory ready and waited for Honey at the gate. He came to me and put a hand on my shoulder. We walked on the prime path to Manburg.

Honey has been different from his normal self lately. He's been around Schlatt so much that he's not acting like himself anymore. Whenever I try to make excuses to leave or try to make hints at him, he just ignores it and goes with Schlatt. Honey just sides with Schlatt for everything now.

Everyone was there, except for Will and Tommy. They all greeted says with a hello. Niki came up to me with a sweet smile. I booped her noise with a smug smirk. Niki giggled, it. Was. So. Fucking. CUTE.

"We have games over here! Ponk get up there I wanna give it a shot." Fundy says.

He pointed to a red and white stand. I held Niki's hand, they were so soft and warm. Fundy shot the button with a crossbow, Ponk fell into the water. The others including me cheered for him. Sam and Niki went up next. I missed the feeling of her hand in mines already. Sam shot the button but Niki didn't fall in. She moved to the side and fell into water. We cheered for Sam.

"What is he doing?" Niki says. The hole was covered with cobblestone.

"Nooo! Not my 3D waifu!" I yelled.

Niki died in the water, I faked cried anime tears. Honey patting my back while sweat dropping. Techno stole her stuff and ran with his trident.

"Techno, you have a shooting trident right?" Fundy says.

"Yeah," Techno agreed.

"Can you trident into the water right there? There's no way you can get this." Fundy asks.

"Alright I'll try. Wait, your not going to immediately drown me to death if I land in there right?" Techno says.

"No," Fundy says.

"Welp, it doesn't sound like something you'd do." Techno says.

Peppa pig went into a small pond and aimed for the little hole. He lifted this trident up. I walked over to Fundy and stood next to him, he waved at me. I smiled back at him. Techno was up in the air, the wind blowing through his hair and cape. He looked majestic as fuck. He landed into the hole and had a smirk on his face.

"Ayeee." Techno stopped as he looked up to see there was cobblestone above him. Fundy was snickering, I gave him a fist bump.

"I lied." Fundy said coldly.

I walked up to the side glass and pressed my hands against it. My mask made a noise while it was pressed up against the glass. Techno places his finger tips on mine, our hands in the same placement. Peppa pig turned his body to me. The others surrounded the glass as well.

"No Techno, no!" Niki cried out to him. She tried to help.

"This is the end for me, there's nothing I could do. Any second now I'm going to drown to death. Before I die I'm going to plug my channel to the very end! I only have a few more hours of oxygen with my respiration three helmet! Subscribe to Technoblade please! Please everyone!" Techno said. He had more emotion in his voice. The others laughed at him, I giggled. Peppa pig pressed his cheek against the glass in front of me.

"Can this guy die already?" Fundy groaned.

"Aw this is the end! Any second now I'm going to die!" Techno says.

"He took a bit of damage," Honey pointed out. The others gasped and oh'ed at him seeing how he's finally dying. Keyword: dying.

"And people won't have subscribed! Oh the life it's draining out of my body. Oh no!" Techno cried out sarcastically. He pressed more of his body on the glass at me.

"Extremely slowly," Fundy nervously laughed.

"Peppa pig! Not you too! Softie already died!" I said. Niki laughed at my jokes, her laugh was sweet. the wholESOMENESS!! I CAN'T!!

"Oh no my life! Oh the death!" Techno says.

"Just die already! Please tell me your at least low." Fundy says.

"I'm on seven in a half hearts, ohh." Techno says.

"Your so still young!" Niki cried out.

"Peppa pig don't go! Don't leave me!" I faked cried jokingly. His expression seemed to soften and he had a smol smile. Now that's rare.

"Ohh I'm feeling a little hungry." Techno took out a stale and ate it underwater.

"No no no no!" Fundy says. Peppa pig's hair flowed gracefully in the water. This man was BEAUTIFUL!

"I'm a little thirsty I'm going to go get a glass of water." Techno says. He left the room, I know this because I'm so big brain and totally not because I heard him open his door and come back with water. Techno sipped his water. The others laughed at him.

"Techno please just die." Fundy says. He sounded disappointed.

"I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water." Techno says.

"That doesn't make sense!! I hate this, I hate this." Fundy yells. I whistle wheezed at him.

"Hurry! Peppa pig! Say subscribe to the Dropouts!" I yelled. Techno looked at me, he chuckled a little.

"Before I die, subscribe to the Dropouts!" Techno says. Honey and I cheered loudly and yelled 'blood for blood god!!' Peppa pig got out some steak again.

"Oh I'm hungry!" Techno says. He ate underwater, s o g g y  s t e a k.

"NO!! STOP EATING!!" Fundy yelled.

"Wait hold on! I left the stove on at home!" Techno says.

He broke the block above him and flew out. Fundy yelled at him. I laughed at him putting my hands on my knees. We had to gather back at the Manburg podium. I walked with Bad because I missed the lil muffin. We talked and held hands like usual. I took my seat next to Honey in the crowd, we looked at each other then back at the podium. Techno shot up fireworks, they were in L'manburg colors. Schlatt was in front of the mic on the podium, Quackity and Tubbo in the seats next to him.

"Hello everybody! Welcome to the festival of Manburg! I've invited all the citizens of Manburg, Vibe city, and some very close friends of mine to enjoy the festivities that this nation something? I don't know. Basically I just wanted to throw a party." Schlatt says. They got off the stage and joined the citizens.

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TIMESKIP: the boxing rink

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Fundy and Techno were in the ring. The others watching from the bleachers or other sides around the ring. I sat next to goat man, his arm around my waist. I was leaning on him with my head on his chest. I would feel some eyes on us with bad auras but I don't know why? Eh, it's whatever.

"I wanna fight Techno. Fair and square no armor, no weapons, no nothing!" Fundy says,

he was being cocky. Peppa pig drank a strength potion. They were hitting each other and fighting. Yelling and other shit was happening. People cheered by the rink, I laughed at Fundy's suffering. Schlatt was tracing circles on my waist. Fundy lost.

"Who's next!! Who is next!" Techno yelled out confident.

Quackity came in the rink, Fundy and him wanted to test Peppa pig for any side effects. I felt Schlatt put his chin on top of my head. He as grinning smugly. Techno used his Trident and left the screen. Schlatt went up and went up against Fundy, except he cheated too. He wore armor while the furry had nothing. Fundy complained about all his opponents cheating, I rubbed his back. Schlatt dragged me away from him and sat me back down with him. A few more boxing matches passed by.

I walked over to Honey as Tubbo's speech was about to begin. We sat at our spots at the podium in the crowd. Tubbo stood up to the mic with Schlatt and Quackity next to him. The Cinnabon looked nervous. I gave him thumbs up and a grin, it seemed to lighten his mood. My proud mother instincts kicked in. I still had a bad feeling in my gut though...

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